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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Apr 2017

    Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To http://trib.al/gF67WC4 pic.twitter.com/izxucequt4

    9:11 AM - 5 Apr 2017
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    • MΔΠSOOR Zainab M. merit Evan Delagardelle Linaaaaa م Jeremy Randall shadi grace alvino gothenBunny
    37 replies 2,260 retweets 4,267 likes
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      2. Ghoulic Corgi‏ @GarlicCorgi 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love it when a satirical magazine supports al qaeda

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Son-of-Sam Grady  🌹‏ @boozyesq Sep 2
        Replying to @GarlicCorgi @TheOnion

        Do you ever plan on growing out of this "ironic" Assadist bit

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. now im nick. (NIN)‏ @nlapi 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @bashfulcoward @TheOnion

        I was reading this like...hmmm is the onion wrong...

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      1. Mad Hatter‏ @Shirley_I_Jest 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you sure they're not here to take @realDonaldTrump back to wherever the hell he came from?

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      2. Mary‏ @Mary37587340 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        point well made... 😂pic.twitter.com/7l1SGZftJb

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. Sacheverell‏ @Sacheverell 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That ship looks decidedly Necron. ...not sure they're here to help... >_>

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Paul Taylor‏ @ThePaul_T 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Sacheverell @sacheverell_ @TheOnion

        I imagine it'd still stop the issues, so technically it'd still be 'helping'...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. EatingMyPeaz‏ @EatingMyPeaz 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SoccerMouaz

        EatingMyPeaz Retweeted Annie Sparrow

        Commentary is from March 2012. 5 Years. Vastly more evidence that it is valid has accumulated since then.https://twitter.com/annie_sparrow/status/844761552251117569 …

        EatingMyPeaz added,

        Annie Sparrow @annie_sparrow
        My gen grew up believing Rwanda & Darfur genocides failures of info, not care. #Syria shows UN, govts & donors informed, prefer not to act. pic.twitter.com/KR28waGhoc
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      1. Eric Whitney‏ @EricExtempore 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Please do not distract our vessels with your air defenses." Classic Onion.

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      2. Kara Hunter‏ @CopasKara 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can the aliens take me with them? I'm sure their planet is much nicer lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Mudiaga  🇳 🇧‏ @Mudiaga04 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @CopasKara @TheOnion

        hmmm.seriously..t might be an adventure though.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kara Hunter‏ @CopasKara 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Mudiaga04 @TheOnion

        Hey it's worth a shot lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Mudiaga  🇳 🇧‏ @Mudiaga04 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @CopasKara @TheOnion

        you can say that again.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Mudiaga  🇳 🇧‏ @Mudiaga04 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Mudiaga04 @CopasKara @TheOnion

        hows your country?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Kara Hunter‏ @CopasKara 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @Mudiaga04 @TheOnion

        Interesting to say the least lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Kristen Parks‏ @kris10parks13 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @haleyhopegill

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      3.  🥨 haley hope  🥨‏ @haleyhopegill 5 Apr 2017
        Replying to @kris10parks13 @TheOnion

        I wish!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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