She is wearing makeup at night, alone, trying to sleep
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I watch these action movies, where a woman is mountain climbing, warfighting etc, and she's wearing makeup and low cut neckline. Why?
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My daughter told me: because it feels good. But you take it all off when going to sleep. There is my point.
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I've heard that before. I knew a Tae Kwon Do fighter that wore sexy negligee under her fighting uniform. Go figure. But, yeah.
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Girls gonna girl.
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Damn, why is this me
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Only 6 ... Amateur ..
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Hey! I did not give
@TheOnion permission to publish this piece about my life!
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UPDATE! We've been tricked by title case! It's not about export beer at all!!!
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@me next timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hahaha
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Thought this was talking about blue light the beer based on the headline so thought the article was written about my life
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Stop prying into my personal life, Onion!
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Right!!??!!
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