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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Apr 2017

    Decline In Bengal Tiger Population Linked To How Awesome It Is To Kill Thempic.twitter.com/rjnlaoD6dF

    4:34 PM - 1 Apr 2017
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    32 replies 281 retweets 693 likes
      1. Tatar, Brett A.‏ @Serges32 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha, look at all the salty people in the comments. Well played, Onion.

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      1. Joe Orr‏ @jgaulorr 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I normally love your satire. This time, not so much.

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      1. Angie Ewart‏ @AngieEwart 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @markooj

        is neither brave or clever . #Morons

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      1. Angie Ewart‏ @AngieEwart 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @markooj

        distance is supposed to make the normal amongst us - jealous .. No, it appals us . A man /woman /both idiots with a gun killing dunb animals

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      1. Angie Ewart‏ @AngieEwart 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @markooj

        2.500 remaining Bengal Tigers on this earth . How bloody awful is that ? . People with high spec rifles , killing a beautiful animal from a

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      1. Thomas Ian Russell‏‏ @ThomasIanRusse5 1 Apr 2017
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        If these individuals want a real adrenaline rush, put them in the crosshairs of a high powered rifle & give them a five minute head start!

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      2. C o n F u S e d‏ @ConfusedGaze 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't even ironically funny

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      1. Acar‏ @acarvox 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny at all!

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      1. Maxim Jago‏ @MaximJago 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love The Onion. I always wondered about this strange decline in Bengal Tiger population, and now I know...

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      1. Patricia Giubilo‏ @pgiubilo 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is that the same breed the trump boys killed?

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      1. nico phillips  👊🏽 👊‏ @nicosuavehh 2 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trouble really is — it isn't proper warrior conduct to bring a rifle to a claws-and-jaws fight. These creatures don't have lightning rods.

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      1. አዲሱንJeffrey Pryorየሁሉ‏ @BlackLionattaka 2 Apr 2017
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        Guess Which Species will Replace Them?

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      2. Tom Pleviak‏ @pleviak 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahaha! *stops to think about it* aww... *gets to the turtle part* AWWWW...! 😜

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      3. Tom Pleviak‏ @pleviak 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @pleviak @TheOnion

        Yeesh... tough crowd. Not to tell people what they should find funny or anything, but lighten up, folks. I appreciated the humor @TheOnion

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      1. Olivia: The Hot Senior‏ @JustSay_O 1 Apr 2017
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        @NeilUnger

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      1. MonaLisaJones‏ @MonaLisa_Jones 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Poor taste. No joke. 👎🏼 Boooo.

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