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Yup, yup.
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Oh dear! I'm a depressed crab?
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I feel like doing that until 2020
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Go to...Shell!
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Is there room for me?
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@TheOnion, just curious....because it's April Fool's, can you stop posting real news today?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Literally me
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screw this
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to try and understand the ailment the crab setup a medical research facility but quit when frustrated over lack of hours of
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daylight. The crab went on to start research into how to extend daytime hours. Daylight savings time was discovered but the crab
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realized the cumulative savings in time would require a longer life. He then went onto trying to figure out how to extend his
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but unfortunately died in a vat of boiling water trying to make chicken soup.
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Love the photo!
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