@therealelp I dunno. I heard Uranus was a great party spot. HAYOOO!!
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Most aliens agree Earth is in a bad neighborhood but our weed is the bomb and our ladies are DTF.
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That’s only because Pluto was disqualified for no longer being a planet. Pffft politics.
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Mars ain't no place to raise your kids... In fact, It's cold as hell. Regards, E. John
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Really? Just heard that Venus is so Hot Right Now.
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Rated by the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy as "Mostly Harmless".
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The Onion should publish a real article every year on April 1st. That would be meta as fuck.
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Woo Hoo!! We're #1... Getcha Pull

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@AndrewMercer27 Hell yeah we are!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Elvis a long time fan of earth is now contemplating a comeback tour. Asked how he would explain his absence he said, boy is my
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That's it, I'm going, I'm fucking going man!
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sick
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