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FAKE NEWS ON APRIL FOOLS, HOW APPROPRIATE. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Look who you are talking to and then rethink your question. This guy probably thinks mexico is buying the wall too.
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There's also these codes written on this cocktail napkin. Not sure what they're for..... But there is an orange smudge on them.
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I'm certain this isn't satire
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I mean... this exact scenario, at this point in time, would not surprise me AT ALL
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at some point after reaching the homeland security operator with built in launch authentication phone the man was finally able to
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order a pizza with nuclear contaminated sardines. Quality control listening in on the call promptly promoted the operator after
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being impressed with how a crisis was averted. They are currently setting up a multimillion dollar sting to recover the briefcase
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by sending the operator in on a date. They will be able to track the target by using meters to pick up the isotopes from the
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sardines. Thier plan loosely based on a badly written porno will have her seduce the target with the object of his desire.
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when asked why not just ask the man to return the phone agent fiber said that would never work. It's to simple.
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The guardian of the football a little distracted like his boss!pic.twitter.com/THgQRmcTs8
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This may help: here's a pic of 'Rick' (the guy who carries "the football" around), thanks to the incredibly careless OPSEC @ Mir-a-Lago:pic.twitter.com/3BFtwTJIZP
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I must've missed it 2 weeks ago. I love it!
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Please let this be April fool's.
Sad that was my first thought
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