True story! 
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Of course and the old shame u can't catch real criminals. Neither works your ass is still going to jail.
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Only counts if you can enumerate it backwards without slurring.
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Or trying to get into the bar without ID.
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A good April fool's would be if
@TheOnion did real news for a day. It would be brilliant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Whoever wrote this article has some keen insight into the fun world of DUI investigations.
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"you have the right to party!" Preamble to Bill or Rights. Speeding is a freedom of speech to exercise your car for its health!
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Implying only the guilty insist on their const'l rights. So if ur innocent, u should have no problem surrendering ur God, guns&freedoms.

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