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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2017

    Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives http://trib.al/TPqfAQA pic.twitter.com/9H1fZS4aYt

    12:45 PM - 30 Mar 2017
    • 22,862 Retweets
    • 47,238 Likes
    • Xsdf24 Joe John McDonald mag borg Pal-El scotland hate account Special Inquisitor Mòrag Ian W. M. katherine lei
    715 replies 22,862 retweets 47,238 likes
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      2. PrinceReebus‏ @princereebus 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @kmjdu

        Mrs Butterworth Gets No Respect After That Fling She Had With Aunt Jemima.

        8 replies 10 retweets 99 likes
      3. kim dunn‏ @kmjdu 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @princereebus @TheOnion

        gasp! I heard it was Marie Callender! She is a hussy.

        3 replies 5 retweets 66 likes
      4. PrinceReebus‏ @princereebus 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kmjdu @TheOnion

        Marie Callender? I Hope Sara Lee Doesn't Find Out, Just the Thawed Of It.

        3 replies 8 retweets 108 likes
      5. kim dunn‏ @kmjdu 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @princereebus @TheOnion

        Oh dear....a pun to the http://kidneys.Read  somewhere Mr.Clean found out and is not happy.Been servicing each one of these ladies.

        2 replies 3 retweets 47 likes
      6. PrinceReebus‏ @princereebus 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kmjdu @TheOnion

        That's A Surprise. I Thought Mr.Clean Had A Thing For Hungry Jack. uno

        1 reply 3 retweets 44 likes
      7. kim dunn‏ @kmjdu 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @princereebus @TheOnion

        Nope Didn't you see that commercial where he was getting cozy with that woman? Now...Hungry Jack & Brawny guy....different story.

        2 replies 1 retweet 35 likes
      8. PrinceReebus‏ @princereebus 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kmjdu @TheOnion

        Good For Brawny Guy after That Break-Up With Jimmy Deans Sausage

        3 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
      9. kim dunn‏ @kmjdu 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @princereebus @TheOnion

        Not to mention Mr.Chang's Egg Rolls.

        3 replies 2 retweets 30 likes
      10. 6 more replies
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      2. The Wing King® (sword owner)‏ @PRB_09 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *correction* until Mother arrives

        3 replies 9 retweets 164 likes
      3. E Wbrs‏ @edeywbr 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @PRB_09 @TheOnion

        Mother has to cut off the crusts of his cinnamon toast.

        0 replies 4 retweets 40 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Drew Riley -  🥰‏ @WerdEmUp 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He did not, and then....pic.twitter.com/77P1C9vx90

        2 replies 8 retweets 101 likes
      3. Daisy Wildsmith‏ @daisy_wildsmith 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @WerdEmUp @TheOnion

        ooo, she keeps her label on...

        1 reply 0 retweets 66 likes
      4. Drew Riley -  🥰‏ @WerdEmUp 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @daisy_wildsmith @TheOnion

        she tries....

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Stacey Connolly‏ @StaceyQConnolly 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MasterTes

        This is a pic of Mrs. Butterworth's. Is this story real? If so, we've got a lot more to worry about than just Trump. WTH?pic.twitter.com/zwnD3OACLB

        2 replies 4 retweets 12 likes
      3. Nick Piers‏ @NickPiers 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @StaceyQConnolly @TheOnion @MasterTes

        1) The Onion is, and has always been, parody news. 2) That picture has me so turned on right now.

        1 reply 2 retweets 25 likes
      4. Stacey Connolly‏ @StaceyQConnolly 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @NickPiers @TheOnion @MasterTes

        I did not know that. Thanks for the info. 🤣🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Ranger Hoby Gilman‏ @DoctorRazzWSOP 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @StaceyQConnolly @NickPiers and

        @TheOnion putting the "fake" in #fakenews since 1765!http://www.theonion.com/about/ 

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      6. SporkBoots the eyeless‏ @sporkboot 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @DoctorRazzWSOP @StaceyQConnolly and

        In fairness it IS getting harder and harder to figure out what is satire these days

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Stacey Connolly‏ @StaceyQConnolly 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sporkboot @DoctorRazzWSOP and

        I can laugh at myself so it's okay but I will fall back on the fact that I have been sick with the flu for a week. High temps & delirious 😷😋

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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