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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2017

    Man Suddenly Realizes He Was Duped By Commercial’s Romanticized Vision Of Canned Beans http://trib.al/FNiKGll pic.twitter.com/hmRpaM5pAO

    9:33 AM - 30 Mar 2017
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    • John Cleary IV F@#$ the Stigma BeachAirThreads Tom Filmer Afshan Bokhari Eric Hoppe The rebuild might be fucked Jerry Trottigy Matt Petersons
    29 replies 351 retweets 1,435 likes
      1. Night Of The Living Krud  💀‏ @Krud 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Roll that beautiful bean footage! Aw yeah, that's right..."

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      1. Joel‏ @JoelOnABike 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had a similar experience the first time I ate Hamburger Helper

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      1. Monsieur Trice‏ @Monsieur_Trice 30 Mar 2017
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        Literally me. I bought those fancy British Heinz beans at the grocery store. They taste like beans. #anglophilia

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      1. Yeah Steve‏ @eawSteve 30 Mar 2017
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        He should give it half an hour, the best part is still coming.

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      1. TesstheFirst‏ @tessthefirst 3 Apr 2017
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        I suspect he wanted to be as handsome as Roger Daltry behind blue eyes 👀pic.twitter.com/UMq2uOCn84

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      2. Micah Kinney‏ @_Micah_K_ 31 Mar 2017
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        @colinjreilly

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      3. yuh !‏ @crjmes 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @_Micah_K_ @TheOnion

        Honestly same

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The problem is he didn't add any mustard and brown sugar. Jazzes up even the blandest beans.

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      1. tara harris~...‏ @tarataracl0ud 30 Mar 2017
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        Year after year comes back, dying to savor same beans.

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      1. Deborah Saint-Vil  🌊  🌊‏ @DebSaintVil 30 Mar 2017
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        This is the best

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      1. Lesro89‏ @LesroJones 30 Mar 2017
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        but that cute talking dog says, "no!".

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      1. Michael Fife 🔸#FBPE #WATON #sweary, EU citizen‏ @Mike_Fife 30 Mar 2017
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        Canned toast. I see it now, the scales have fallen from my eyes. Canned beans, canned hot buttered toast. Romanticism restored.

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      1. Tracy Amadon  🌎 🎃 👑 🗿‏ @codebluebbq 30 Mar 2017
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        no parsley?

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      1. Orcaemps‏ @Orcaemps 30 Mar 2017
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        For real #fuckbushesbakedBeans

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      1.  🐁 🎃pumpkin mama 🎃 🐀‏ @booger_babe 30 Mar 2017
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        Is this that guy from WKUK.......

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      1. goingknowhere‏ @hmmmpfh 30 Mar 2017
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        fiber is romantic

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      1. Reason's Mourner‏ @ReasonsMourner 30 Mar 2017
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        It think it's the Dog Duke who misled us, when the waggy chap only wanted the bits of bacon fat bobbing about. http://www.bushbeans.com/en_US/jay-duke 

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