Stick to humor. These political statements don't suit you.
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This must be your first brush with
@TheOnion - They're satirists and these political statements are what made them famous.#thanksforplaying
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Blame the terrorists and not the protectors in blue. I would rather be delayed than dead. Better to miss 1 ice cream than a life.
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maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside.It's THE ONION!Eat a book too.
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Hilarious - feel bad for those who don't get the irony.
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SAW him eating a HALAL meal on the flight! Detain him and check his bunghole!
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I wonder if his daughter would have understood her father dying if nobody investigated the possibility of an explosive.
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officially enters the "fake news" arena. I'm smart enough to see the vague satire in this piece but most are not
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Are you smart enough to realize that was a passive aggressiveness way of saying you're smarter than most people?
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No child should have to wait for ice cream
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That poor, poor child ;)
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out for a little afternoon troll? Half the value is the vid, half the replies. Keep up the good work!
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so you would rather risk or possibly risk American's lives over an ice cream?
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This political, which is OK, but not funny, which is not.
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For many of us the solution is simple - DON'T GO TO AMERICA!!!
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We pay for protection Lets use it to the max, all it takes is 1 brush off To many slips as is
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After waching Homeland, I dont trust a soul
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