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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2017

    Businessman Wrongfully Subjected To Lengthy Flight Delay After Interrogation Of Muslim On Planepic.twitter.com/875WLHnOgM

    9:04 AM - 30 Mar 2017
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    27 replies 180 retweets 482 likes
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      2. PJ Buddy‏ @Firebrand_MKB 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stick to humor. These political statements don't suit you.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Lucky Jones‏ @luckyjohnson69 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Firebrand_MKB @TheOnion

        This must be your first brush with @TheOnion - They're satirists and these political statements are what made them famous. #thanksforplaying

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. Veda Jean Brame‏ @Vedajean 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Blame the terrorists and not the protectors in blue. I would rather be delayed than dead. Better to miss 1 ice cream than a life.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. skrbelly‏ @skrbelly1 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Vedajean @TheOnion

        maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside.It's THE ONION!Eat a book too.😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Guardian_Elite‏ @Guardian_Elite 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/dRq3wYKIQh

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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      1. Lucky Jones‏ @luckyjohnson69 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hilarious - feel bad for those who don't get the irony.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. UrnAl Duce‏ @UrnAL_Duce 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        SAW him eating a HALAL meal on the flight! Detain him and check his bunghole!

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      2. Kris Heap‏ @DrHeap 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder if his daughter would have understood her father dying if nobody investigated the possibility of an explosive.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Julie Samota‏ @joolsaz 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        officially enters the "fake news" arena. I'm smart enough to see the vague satire in this piece but most are not

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. *SMH* 😑 🚮‏ @slappynoozles1 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @joolsaz @TheOnion

        Are you smart enough to realize that was a passive aggressiveness way of saying you're smarter than most people?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. We Persist‏ @birdistheherd 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No child should have to wait for ice cream

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Lucky Jones‏ @luckyjohnson69 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @birdistheherd @TheOnion

        That poor, poor child ;)

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Leigh Grigg‏ @GriggSport 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        out for a little afternoon troll? Half the value is the vid, half the replies. Keep up the good work!

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      1. Jade Campbell‏ @Blueyes401 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so you would rather risk or possibly risk American's lives over an ice cream?

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      1. Vito Andolini‏ @ggranello 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This political, which is OK, but not funny, which is not.

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      1. Heathen Irishman  🇨🇦 🇮🇷‏ @JOLearyCutler 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For many of us the solution is simple - DON'T GO TO AMERICA!!!

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      1. AlwayStayFly‏ @christylbillups 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We pay for protection Lets use it to the max, all it takes is 1 brush off To many slips as is

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      1. AlwayStayFly‏ @christylbillups 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        After waching Homeland, I dont trust a soul

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