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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Mar 2017

    U.S. Government Sets Aside 600,000 Acres Of Pristine Land For Future Generations To Pollute http://trib.al/47eicjg pic.twitter.com/qslcT9YeVm

    5:14 AM - 30 Mar 2017
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      1. ethan morgan‏ @WHAT_DO_I_PUT_ 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as long as it's justified this is a reasonable decision.. @barnes_eng #barnes_currentevent2016 #poe #wk12

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      1. jpf‏ @fieldsgolfpro 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If they do they do

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      1. kitten mc kitty face‏ @RavioliH7 30 Mar 2017
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        would be funny if there ever was considerations for future generations.

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      1. Rob Huzn‏ @wizzario 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        awesome 😂

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      1. JPReisender‏ @JPReisender 30 Mar 2017
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        Gotta love that Trump administration. 😟

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      1. What Truth‏ @Slayer47 30 Mar 2017
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        , mother earth will only take so much destruction, then watch out.

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      1. Mrs Shropshire‏ @MrsSheepshanks 30 Mar 2017
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        that's Mt Hood - love you Onion

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 30 Mar 2017
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        I don't think they can stop our generation polluting it a bit. We have ways.

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Feds own 27.4% of U.S. geographically. Much is desert (NV,AZ,UT among leaders). Who sold this&for how much$? NV Hint: Harry Reid.

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      1. beatrice‏ @BeaLawson27 30 Mar 2017
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        In real Canadian news, the government did just that. #Canadarocks

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      1. Bill Krehnbrink‏ @CoachforPOTUS 30 Mar 2017
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        Dang you guys are good. Very funny.

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      1. Alan Treacy‏ @AlanTreacy1 30 Mar 2017
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        a pledge to the coal miners is required beforehand

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        currently large chunks have been bought up by billionaires for logging and profits from tourists as they scramble

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      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        to figure out how to maintain 20% profits with mediocre products having systemized themselves out of markets.

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      4. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        mother nature could not be reached for comment as she was out working the newly paved street corner. Jobs for everyone!

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      1. KRand‏ @Krand18 30 Mar 2017
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        With their new technique of frickin frackin where they inject nuclear waste into the soil.

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      1. Whitlock David‏ @dkwhitlock1 30 Mar 2017
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        It's a wise move to plan ahead....

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