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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Mar 2017

    Survey: Most Common Deathbed Regret Never Spraying Fire Extinguisher http://trib.al/hQyKMH3 pic.twitter.com/XPHg6EZCN5

    7:52 PM - 29 Mar 2017
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      1. nico voted 4 beto‏ @nicxlettemxjica 29 Mar 2017
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        @SpencerHamrick1 thank god this won't be you!!

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      1. Stacey H‏ @mktb2b 29 Mar 2017
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        Definitely going on my bucket list!

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      2. Carrie  ✨‏ @812carrie 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @merrydick96

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      3. Meredith‏ @merrydick96 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @812carrie @TheOnion

        ✔️and also so sorry, again. So sorry

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      1. Alex.  🐀 🐀 🐀‏ @supernaturalgrl 29 Mar 2017
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        I'm still waiting for my chance to use pepper spray

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      1. Brian T. Carswell‏ @realBrianCars 29 Mar 2017
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        @caton_quincey

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      1. Debbie Culwell‏ @DebbieCulwell 29 Mar 2017
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        Never spraying the fire extinguisher at the ex.

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      1. 徐东阳‏ @xudongyang_ 30 Mar 2017
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        这告诉我们。我其实有许多我们可以做到的事情。但是很遗憾没有做

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      1. Wade‏ @wadegundy 29 Mar 2017
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        thanks St. Charles @roryarnol34

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      1. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico 29 Mar 2017
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        Just when I think you people can't be any more vial, I am pleasantly surprised!

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      1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 29 Mar 2017
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        Richard Pryor Institute Of Advanced Pyrotechnics spokesperson cocurs.

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      1. America Veritas‏ @America_Veritas 29 Mar 2017
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        I'm gonna have to rectify this... some other time.

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      1. Mike Cook‏ @MikeCookAuthor 31 Mar 2017
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        Makes perfect sense!

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      1. George Taylor‏ @gingergeorgey 29 Mar 2017
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        yes! been there done that. 1st week of University

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      1. judstin‏ @JV_PITT 29 Mar 2017
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        Gotta say that firing those things off is awesomeness

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      1. RadioactiveLizardMan‏ @SGTHOUNT 29 Mar 2017
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        checked that off a long time ago.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 29 Mar 2017
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        part of the reason we allow riots to occur on occasion. To reach a wider audience start making extinguishers to look like sex toys

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