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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Mar 2017

    Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade http://trib.al/ZuXrW7z pic.twitter.com/RJgVbCAHiL

    5:55 PM - 29 Mar 2017
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      1. Oldman Talking‏ @SonofaMitchToo 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but well worth it for any post-apocalyptic child who comes across the radioactive shell of a toy his teachers told him was myth

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      1. dragoninbabylon‏ @dragoninbabylon 29 Mar 2017
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        This would be funny if it weren’t so true

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      1. Jim Teal‏ @therealjimteal 29 Mar 2017
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        in transit from Shenzhen for 3.5 months, plastic toy breaks after 5 minutes of normal use

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      1. HamillSparkles‏ @hamillsparkles 29 Mar 2017
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        Hey guys, as a mom, I can live with that.

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 29 Mar 2017
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        but science, recycling, toys for other tots, the inspiration for the profession, future archeological discovery, fun truck noises

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      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 29 Mar 2017
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        what if we just throw it in a volcano?

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      1. Lepongemagique‏ @Lepongemagique 30 Mar 2017
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        So pessimistic everyone. On the bright side that toy can entertain up to 105,192,000 children!

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      1. hoop‏ @fingerbop 8 Apr 2017
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        How i feel about people with 3d printer hobbies

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      1. Anonysouse‏ @anonysouse 30 Mar 2017
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        that's 1000 years of children's entertainment for the cost of a single coffee. Take THAT lefties

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      1. niki‏ @coffsrabbit 12 Jun 2017
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        What are you using to tweet?Your computer?Your mobile phone or tablet? Made of... ? & using wood is destroying environment etc.Stop it now!

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      1. Ryan Hull‏ @ryanhull321 31 Mar 2017
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        @misandrimermaid Oh.

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      1. #getoffmylawn‏ @MojoCloned 31 Mar 2017
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        My boys had toys made of twigs, bone, and acorns. When they grew up we ate those toys and then fertilized our garden, mighty oaks grew tall

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      1. Max Johnson‏ @maximusjohnson 30 Mar 2017
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        Sorry, Earth. Those 5 minutes of not screaming are totally worth it

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      1. Đæňķmëmęĺøřđ 👌 🐸™‏ @th3dank3stm3m3 30 Mar 2017
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        Burn it.

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      1. Richard White‏ @Oldschol69 30 Mar 2017
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        I saw that truck in the Planet of the Apes

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      1. Jim Newman‏ @flint141592653 30 Mar 2017
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        . I like things that last. The toy truck can be handed down for generations.

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      1. Aimie Faucett‏ @AFauce11 29 Mar 2017
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        #sadfunny #sadbuttrue also "Trump entertained for 5 minutes by his own spooky hair that will take 1,000 years to biodegrade."

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      1. tadyer‏ @tadyer 29 Mar 2017
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        really?!

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      1. Danielle Smiley‏ @danileesmiley 29 Mar 2017
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        this is so fucking real

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