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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Mar 2017

    God Wonders What Happens To Humans After They Die http://trib.al/8wqjJ9Z pic.twitter.com/jge3VKAtIP

    3:58 PM - 29 Mar 2017
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    • archersterlingoo7 PEELER OF SCABS hannah Jacob Snyder 🤷🏻‍♂️ Mark Drop Evan McCann “jack” “sargent” Ricky Roellke
    20 replies 619 retweets 1,699 likes
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      2. CC Love, PhD‏ @cclovephd 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Hell gonna be so lit" @moistbuddhapic.twitter.com/yFvV0Hkfmz

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      1. Godzilla is Nonbinary‏ @RoWearsAMask 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But what happens to God after WE die?

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      1. God of Gods‏ @YourTrueGod1 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't know who authorized this story, but nobody ever interviewed me. I know exactly what happens to every last one of you.

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      1. @PeggyBrava™ #Resist‏ @PeggyBrava 29 Mar 2017
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        Is God that buff?

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      1. Kdub‏ @camerabug73 30 Mar 2017
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        @FFRF Ain't no God to wonder that. He's as non-existent as we'll be when we die.

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      1. madilyn  🕊️‏ @artisdxad 29 Mar 2017
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        @powerofthefez

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      2. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        at least we know he's a philosophepherer. Honestly who cares. Next time you get an opportunity to interview ask about aliens.

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      3. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        can't wait to hear what he has to say about that.

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      4. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @PeteyIsom @TheOnion

        he's probably thinking the same thing. But at least he's laughing at the thought.

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      1. Phillip Post‏ @Post0821 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RealDBSweeney

        Don't we already know?

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      1. Uncle Lanky Frank‏ @UncleLankyFrank 30 Mar 2017
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        ...by killing as many of them as he can!

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      1. Ammon Cox‏ @AmmonCox 29 Mar 2017
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        oh the bigotry

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      1. Suzanne Gill‏ @justplainSuzy 29 Mar 2017
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        They become much less troublesome.

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      1. chetski‏ @chetski_3000 30 Mar 2017
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        I think Zeus is more legit than Judeo-Christian god

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      1. CC Love, PhD‏ @cclovephd 29 Mar 2017
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        Unfortunately, Nobody asked Lazarus. "Kind of cheapens the resurrection a bit" #HitchensForTheAges

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      1. @SpiderHam‏ @djpossess 29 Mar 2017
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        Weak.

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