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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Mar 2017

    Trump Unveils Sprawling New Presidential Retreat Where He Can Escape From Stresses Of Mar-A-Lago http://trib.al/cDn9yIk pic.twitter.com/WZbq74MtlY

    9:05 AM - 29 Mar 2017
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      1. Dan Soleau‏ @dansoleau 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it would be funnier if it weren't plausible...

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      1. Muneef Bokhari‏ @MuneefBokhari 29 Mar 2017
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        “@TheOnion: Trump Unveils Sprawling New Presidential Retreat Where He Can Escape From Stresses Of Mar-A-Lago….pic.twitter.com/EIV3Dafrxb

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      1. Meredith Keller‏ @LadyBlueTX 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel like the stories probably just write themselves nowadays. How to even spoof this reality though?

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      1. Jabroney Jabron‏ @meandean423 29 Mar 2017
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        fake news

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 29 Mar 2017
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        Poor guy. So much stress from all that winning.

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      1. Nan Dudley‏ @Centerlefts 29 Mar 2017
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        In fairness to Trump I am sure it is very stressful knowing you are going to jail for Treason - hard to shake that shit off

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      1. Mike Acevedo‏ @MA160 3 Apr 2017
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        What stresses-he doesn't do anything. Relies on his incompetent buffoons to propose policy both domestic and foreign. If it's bad he LIES!

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      1. jon saunders‏ @saunders4706 29 Mar 2017
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        @JeffDiGiacomo

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      1. Hathaway‏ @marshalotis 29 Mar 2017
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        Make Mar-A-Lago great again spa and retreat? If it costs more for us to send him, I'm all for it, 1 foot on banana peel anyway!

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      1. Dimitri Green‏ @TheDimitriGreen 29 Mar 2017
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        @DanEggenWPost A vacation from his vacation spot?? wtf!?

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      1. HamillSparkles‏ @hamillsparkles 29 Mar 2017
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        @HamillHimself..Mark, did you invite tRump to stay with you in Malibu?

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      1. Cordell Garrett‏ @writerguydell 29 Mar 2017
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        it's called the Holodeck LOL

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      1. Mike Codner‏ @leahcimekim 31 Mar 2017
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        Trump's worth every penny. You get what you pay for.

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      1. Ginger Sammito‏ @GingerSammito 29 Mar 2017
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        @paulfeig he deserves to relax

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      1.  ❌ ❌Dump The NDP ❌ ❌‏ @dumpthendp 29 Mar 2017
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        Does the new retreat allow him to escape all the surveillance by government agencies?

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      1. giftedgab‏ @Gabriellegifted 29 Mar 2017
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        Brilliant! Thank you for the laughs as usual.

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      1. Spaethon‏ @spaethon 29 Mar 2017
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        Well he does have a pretty tough job

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 29 Mar 2017
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        he is at def(t)-con 10. Color Orange. Firing off executive orders. He's way above par for this course! The Hard Life!

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      1. Zachary Storms‏ @Zacharystorms_ 29 Mar 2017
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        @jhelt_

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      1. Julia Vallati‏ @judalval 29 Mar 2017
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        Wish he would live there permanently

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