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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 Mar 2017

    Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut http://trib.al/4xLGDfg pic.twitter.com/StlCtMO4ZF

    7:00 PM - 28 Mar 2017
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      1. New conversation
      2. A. Netizyn‏ @anetizyn 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        that boy doesn't know how to strike. He'll break his wrist with that form

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jeff‏ @12voltman60 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @anetizyn @TheOnion

        Or down punch to the family jewels..

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. A. Netizyn‏ @anetizyn 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @12voltman60 @TheOnion

        too true brother! He's totally exposed to the counter!

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Jeff‏ @12voltman60 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @anetizyn @TheOnion

        Problem is, I'd say at lest 85% have no self defense training at all. Pbly closer to 95%.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. A. Netizyn‏ @anetizyn 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @12voltman60 @TheOnion

        the problem begins with the spirit in most cases... Young men susceptible to being suckered due to indifference

        4 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Jeff‏ @12voltman60 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @anetizyn @TheOnion

        Learned my lesson abt that in 4th grade. Bullies picked on me everyday at school. Mom said "don't fight" Cont

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. JR Welborn‏ @jrwelborn624 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        , TRUE! We're TOOOO complacent, dagnabbit! Back in my day, we sucker punched everyone we saw. That's the way it was & we liked it!

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      1. Steph‏ @stephnoob 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @davidlucio

        my kind of study

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      2. Antonio Rocco Romeo‏ @Dasbrud 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        funny I have always been and would lay you out after.....

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      3. Antonio Rocco Romeo‏ @Dasbrud 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Dasbrud @TheOnion

        funny had a boss who tried it and said my gut was as hard as a rock, from the ground looking up at me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Earl j. Slick‏ @ejslick 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @NastyWomenofNPS

        I am. It's why I never get anything done.

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      2. keithwebster‏ @websterssay 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @daisy_wildsmith Any reason they should be?

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      3. Daisy Wildsmith‏ @daisy_wildsmith 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @websterssay @TheOnion

        One should always be prepared for a sucker punch to the gut.

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      4. keithwebster‏ @websterssay 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @daisy_wildsmith @TheOnion

        But on a daily basis?

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Daisy Wildsmith‏ @daisy_wildsmith 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @websterssay @TheOnion

        well I don't know Keith, it depends if you want to be the victim of a sudden sucker punch attack or ...

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      6. keithwebster‏ @websterssay 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @daisy_wildsmith @TheOnion

        Well let's just say I won't be in any rush to live in the U.S.A

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Daisy Wildsmith‏ @daisy_wildsmith 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @websterssay @TheOnion

        unprovoked randomised sucker punches is a global crisis that we cannot afford to ignore. It's called science Keith.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. keithwebster‏ @websterssay 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @daisy_wildsmith @TheOnion

        Will a supply of Rennies be any use?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Daisy Wildsmith‏ @daisy_wildsmith 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @websterssay @TheOnion

        as a bargaining tool? Yes.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Mark Van Vlack‏ @MarkVanVlack 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SoDuTw

        true , i'm not... I need to reevaluate my preparedness.

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