god dammit
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Paul no don't let this be the new Armando Ianucci sketch
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they're all in it together
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Look at these stock photos, the top left one's new exciting stage of life is clearly going on the lam in the mid-90s
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and to be fair I don't want a child or marriage or fancy office job
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Well then
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I knew it.
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I'm gonna work outside that seven percent
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Impending death from old age is a stage, right?
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I knew it.
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I pooped today. Chalking it up as a win
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Pfffft. Simply could have said "life", not "new exciting stage of life" and would have better fit me.
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Yes, but, I'm giving it some thought.....
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I knew it. Finally I have some proof.
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I'm having a gay affair with the guy in the lower left pict. How is that not exciting? Especially if his wife finds out!
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