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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Mar 2017

    Arguments For And Against Circumcisionpic.twitter.com/oriRVdjed1

    Arguments For And Against Circumcision
    9:11 PM - 27 Mar 2017
    • 145 Retweets
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    • neighborhoodwhiteguy shane PasteurTREE David Thiers Willem Bryce de Koch Sir Joseph Dirt Ryan Davis ivan Mike Cook
    14 replies 145 retweets 460 likes
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      2. Democracy on Fire‏ @democracy_fire 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        For: its more attractive.

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Noam Sain‏ @supercised 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @democracy_fire @TheOnion

        against: is genital mutilation, compromises sexual function and sensation and has no medical benefit. LOL

        0 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Nin10do0014‏ @Nin10d0014 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        About the tanning... My dick ain't tanned evenly. One part is darker

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Democracy on Fire‏ @democracy_fire 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Nin10d0014 @TheOnion

        that's cuz u r using the tanning cream wrong

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      1. Adrian Mendoza‏ @patriot4fr33 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I disagree with the tanning part. There's a lot of multi-color cut penis out there.

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      2. Glenda Kresh‏ @GlendaKresh 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If we can't trust men to throw their socks in the hamper can we trust them to clean themselves properly?

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      1. Senator John Blutarski (R)‏ @real_faceonmars 27 Mar 2017
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        one of my kids was persuaded get cut by his girlfriend. I'll call the other one my intact son.

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      1. T-Money‏ @721tv 27 Mar 2017
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        👏😂

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      1. Harry Finger‏ @HAF_NYC 28 Mar 2017
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        👏

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      2. Yssf KJ‏ @yssfkj 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @heathnicstreet how many of these points were in your RELS paper?

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      1. Valencia Zaremba‏ @ZarembaValencia 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Having worked in the medical profession circumcision is a better way to go

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      1. Marco Pickles  🚾‏ @RoomClearer 30 Mar 2017
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        After mine I couldn't walk for like a year.

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      1. j.goldwater‏ @GoldwaterJ 30 Mar 2017
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        Cleaner

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      1. Toya cardenas‏ @cardenas_toya 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This add is clearly against curcumcision. Come on now. False advertisement.

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      2. Brittanie.Ohio‏ @BrittanieOhio 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        if a mom can watch a video of this being done and still do it to their boy - there are no words. any medical benefits = debunked

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Marco Pickles  🚾‏ @RoomClearer 30 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BrittanieOhio @TheOnion

        Tell that to a five year old who kept getting infected.

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      4. Brittanie.Ohio‏ @BrittanieOhio 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RoomClearer @TheOnion

        if a 5 year old keeps getting infected you need to see a doctor. That is not normal or common.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Marco Pickles  🚾‏ @RoomClearer 1 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BrittanieOhio @TheOnion

        Yeah. He ended up needing a circ. May be anecdotal, but it happens.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Brittanie.Ohio‏ @BrittanieOhio 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @RoomClearer @TheOnion

        this is so different from routine circumcision. If there is a special need that circumcision will help...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Marco Pickles  🚾‏ @RoomClearer 3 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BrittanieOhio @TheOnion

        Yes I don't remember mine.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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