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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Mar 2017

    Neil deGrasse Tyson Lets Slip That He's Been To Mars http://trib.al/w0HWaGJ pic.twitter.com/5OwjbfMmdx

    7:37 PM - 27 Mar 2017
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    20 replies 645 retweets 2,175 likes
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      2. Robert /\ronoff‏ @2letters2words 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mikemcgee Dear Trump supporters... the Onion is a satire news site. That means it's not real. You are welcome.

        2 replies 3 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Dr. Caternet Pumpkin‏ @nowthethingis 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        where are the potatoes as proof?pic.twitter.com/jGPZu3EubY

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      1. Ryan Mahan‏ @RyanMahanSJR 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why didn't you @-him? @neiltyson

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      1. ChzSt8k‏ @chzST8K 27 Mar 2017
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        .@neiltyson you've been to mars?https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/846551689108901889 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Neil deGrasse Tyson Lets Slip That He's Been To Mars http://trib.al/w0HWaGJ  pic.twitter.com/5OwjbfMmdx
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      2. TheGameingGenious‏ @jreec3 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Heh, well, actually, a human has never been to mars, as it would take upwards of 400,000 tons of rocket fuel in addition to-"

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. TheGameingGenious‏ @jreec3 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @jreec3 @TheOnion

        i just wanna know what the update is on hurling rocks from mars at the earth to use like nuclear weapons

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      2. WumboTheElephant‏ @BullCloaker 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        libtard Illuminati hiding the facts from people it's all part of their world domination plan #TYSONONMARS #FLATEARTH #BUSHDID911

        3 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. Flat Earth City‏ @FlatEarthCity 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BullCloaker @TheOnion

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JGpVaFqmd0 …

        0 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
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      1. Richard Coeur deLion #sovereign‏ @ClaudBarras 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RyanMaue

        I think he is still there. Certainly not on planet earth

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      1. Someone Else‏ @LiqerMan 27 Mar 2017
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        Well ... he's from there, actually. He's too smart to from Earth.

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      1. meow meowters‏ @HmmNope76 27 Mar 2017
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        I always think his name is @NeildeGrasseFan Neil degrade junior high

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      1. snarkshark/dba Arya Snark‏ @thelawnerd 27 Mar 2017
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        Don't tease.

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      1. D.R. MacDonald‏ @PirateKiwi74 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hahaha good one.. I bet plenty will believe enough to say "he has not"

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      1. AquaWave‏ @AquaWave4 27 Mar 2017
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        @neiltyson I knew it!

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      1. Serenity‏ @orangechicken42 27 Mar 2017
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        been to? I thought @neiltyson was from Mars?

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