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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Mar 2017

    GOP Makes Good On 2009 Promise To Block President’s Healthcare Bill http://trib.al/b98nbZj pic.twitter.com/6PgzUswDaS

    11:25 AM - 27 Mar 2017
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    • Brian DeHaven SUDDENデス Julie Courtwright - Queen of Rats and Crows 🎃🐁🐀 Nick Beeps Mike Prask Eric Lagergren Too Big To Fail
    50 replies 3,783 retweets 6,852 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy: "Voters will not forget our resolute action" http://trib.al/VMiFfnQ pic.twitter.com/UNppbXlUpu

        Kevin McCarthy
        4 replies 149 retweets 460 likes
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      1. William LeGate‏Verified account @williamlegate 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Politics has gotten so ridiculous that The Onion is now reporting the real news…

        0 replies 8 retweets 74 likes
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      1. Michael Ducockless‏ @janglyNangry 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ah they were playing the long game, this all makes sense now

        0 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
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      2. C. D. Browne Ph.D., D.D.‏ @Cdbrow1 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/DFCY1UgdHD

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
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      1. Jim gray‏ @Jimgray7582 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Trayofbees the losers called the GOP are done. American Families Don't trust them. They hurt Families at every greedy turn.

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      2. Raeni Sroufe‏ @raenidaze 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ClaraJeffery

        @MegMonk

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      3. black widow meg  🕷‏ @MegMonk 28 Mar 2017
        Replying to @raenidaze @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/fPp364kVhJ

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      2. Martyn VVendell Jones‏ @martynwendell 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @alissamarie

        wow. Instant classic.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Alissa VVilkinson‏Verified account @alissamarie 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @martynwendell @TheOnion

        and perceptive, too.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. NoNerdRage‏ @DigitalWarriors 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fuck their gonna need to use their insurance to pay for that burn.

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      2. Joan Hogan‏ @jwalk1229 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BenHogan07 how could the vow to block a bill by the Pres. When he wasn't even running. Small business owners are not happy

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ben Hogan‏ @BenHogan07 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @jwalk1229

        it's satire.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Joan Hogan‏ @jwalk1229 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BenHogan07

        oh that's right. The Onion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Ben Hogan‏ @BenHogan07 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @jwalk1229

        have to think a bit abstractly to find the humor. 8 years ago - a different pres., different bill but headline is still correct.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6. Joan Hogan‏ @jwalk1229 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BenHogan07

        back then u had to pass the bill to know what was in it👀🙄

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Ben Hogan‏ @BenHogan07 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @jwalk1229

        come on, you know that was taken out of context and the bill was available for 30 days prior to vote - not written in secret. :0

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      8. Joan Hogan‏ @jwalk1229 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @BenHogan07

        ho ho . are forgetting the Pelosi comment

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      1. Austin‏ @AustinBN 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion ohhhh holy fuck

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