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@chuckrunyon super#funny did you see the video right below

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That is why we have "New and Improved."
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this is business Donny and his boys modeling White House after
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@TheOnion me every Sunday morning after a night out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Each plan outsourced. Each cost exactly $250,000. *oh, wait, i've gone too far*
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"Dannon was laying off several employees whose salaries amounted to the bonus he had received last year." Too real!
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Biz school teaches them to read articles in the john, so they can be bold on a regular basis.
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