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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Mar 2017

    Report: Anxiety Disorders Induced By Trump Presidency Not Covered Under GOP Health Bill http://trib.al/oLarz5C pic.twitter.com/ALki1Kbc4i

    1:46 PM - 26 Mar 2017
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      1. ClassicMovieTreasures‏ @CMovieTreasures 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        when satire and fact are the same

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      1. Myels‏ @CommonersKing 26 Mar 2017
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        wheres the lie

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      1. Brad Miranda‏ @bradleymir 26 Mar 2017
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        It's not Trumps fault. Get a life..

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      1. Cindy Greika‏ @gibbs_cindy 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @raulmalo01

        no problem, just got to stock up in Mexico

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      1. Good to Know‏ @goodtoknow6560 26 Mar 2017
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        Trump is also a Disorder

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      1. Bruce Rezin‏ @bjcrezin 27 Mar 2017
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        maybe the revision of the health plan will cover mental stress.

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      1. Dee Bee‏ @dlb3dlb3 26 Mar 2017
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        The only anxiety is the self made Libtard Academia & media who try to brainwash our society.

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      1. Jeffrey Rose‏ @Keithspouch 26 Mar 2017
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        i thought everyone knew that mental illness now goes unrecognized in USA. we are all passive indifferent

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      1. Kelsey Johnson‏ @KelseyLawgical 28 Mar 2017
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        @chadjolly amiright?

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      1. Spaethon‏ @spaethon 27 Mar 2017
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        Its called chill pills. They need to calm down, stop the tantrums, and grow up. Cant believe Im describing adults here. Smh

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      1. KRand‏ @Krand18 27 Mar 2017
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        Maternity care is only covered for third wives.

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      1. Tina Hayes, Fellow ReSISter  🌊 🌊 🌊‏ @tinamichelehaze 26 Mar 2017
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        @Toure 😭😭😭

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      1. TX-Angy-2016‏ @atisle1 26 Mar 2017
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        hahahahahahaha best one yet!

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      1. Marcus Samuel-Gaskin‏ @marcus_sg 26 Mar 2017
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        omg 🤣

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      1. The Mind Experience‏ @rich752913078 26 Mar 2017
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        funny

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      1. MonaLisaJones‏ @MonaLisa_Jones 26 Mar 2017
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        *buzzer noise* Too close!

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      1. Micheline Ronningen‏ @MickeySteffy 26 Mar 2017
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        Darn.

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      1. Fred Welch‏ @fjw09080 26 Mar 2017
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        It's a way of weeding out the feeble.

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