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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Mar 2017

    Sessions Rattles Baton Along Prison Bars In Speech Vowing To Crack Down On Violent Crime http://trib.al/J9ZmUrh pic.twitter.com/OGwuvpA8Mv

    9:26 AM - 26 Mar 2017
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      1. BlissBae‏ @btweet2all 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's getting familiar with his soon to be new home.

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      2. Matt’s Idea Shop‏ @MattsIdeaShop 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you become less funny when you only poke fun st the right. How about a little balance?

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Shelby Handler‏ @Hanlon2Hanlon 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @MattsIdeaShop @TheOnion

        The onion isn't mocking the left or right right now. They are mocking crazy right now.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Matt’s Idea Shop‏ @MattsIdeaShop 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Hanlon2Hanlon @TheOnion

        if that were true, they'd be mocking your timeline.

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      5. Shelby Handler‏ @Hanlon2Hanlon 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @MattsIdeaShop @TheOnion

        Great come back!!👍

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      6. Matt’s Idea Shop‏ @MattsIdeaShop 27 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Hanlon2Hanlon @TheOnion

        😉

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      1. Dave Ackermann‏ @ack4wvu 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @WVU_ROXX he may be rattling his own cell for lying to Congress twice

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well yeah, cuz remember that time when Yanks were going easy on violent criminals? Gave em Chuck E Cheese gifts cards & such?

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      1. The Mad Monk‏ @TheMadMonk1 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The debate here on the onion shouldn't exist. What should exist is the Nazi like progoganda that sessions just made. Debate that

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      1. M. Smile : )‏ @Marose111 26 Mar 2017
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        He might end up on the other side of that fence,,,

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      1. Michael Lang‏ @Michael98205470 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well put Trump in prison first. He started a whole lot of crime with the jews.

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      1. Tim OToole‏ @1cemandotcom 26 Mar 2017
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        He is on the wrong side of the bars.

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      1. Woulfmann‏ @woulfmann 26 Mar 2017
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        why isn't he cracking down on espionage and corruption in the highest level of government? Oh! I forgot, he's part of problem! !

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      1. BaltimoreOriole‏ @zagpiopi 26 Mar 2017
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        Big Man

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      1. Tony Bourbon‏ @Botony 26 Mar 2017
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        Quotes line from Cool Hand Luke : 'What we have here is a failure dammunicate'

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      1. Shari‏ @bastetz49 26 Mar 2017
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        If that isn't scary! This is not appropriate behavior!

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      1. Mary Beth‏ @marybethri 26 Mar 2017
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        he's an ass, just like the Yam.

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      1. B0BAFETT‏ @FilmandPaint 26 Mar 2017
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        normally, you guys have awesome photoshopped images. This one, isn't. 👎

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      1. Daniel Freer‏ @DWFreer 26 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like Sessions, and this was hilarious.

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