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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Mar 2017

    Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull http://trib.al/d9Yyvre pic.twitter.com/jV7NrSnBpr

    1:51 PM - 25 Mar 2017
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      1. Jonathan Bliss‏ @JonathanBliss 25 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Obviously photoshopped, the hand on the drill is too big.

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      1. Luc M  🇨🇦  🇮🇱  🇺🇸 Bonjour-Hi‏ @LucMatte9 25 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @fournier_claude

        all anti-trumps chikens are behind #Trumppic.twitter.com/9vS89MZnnf

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      1. Cobra Commander‏ @_CobraCommander 25 Mar 2017
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        I think they realized that it would be a futile attempt. A diamond bit and maybe a laser would be needed to get through that skull

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      1. BeansSr‏ @stoplyingdouche 25 Mar 2017
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      1. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur 25 Mar 2017
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        no no, let him!!!

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      1. Mike Nelson‏ @Mike1313 25 Mar 2017
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        not funny

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      1. Charity Diehl‏ @CharityDiehl 25 Mar 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/9jZsDhQupd

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      2. Linn Osman‏ @LinnOsman 25 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this the worst tabloid FAKE NEWS I've ever seen

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      3. Larry German‏ @germanski4 25 Mar 2017
        Replying to @LinnOsman @TheOnion

        lol wow...

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      2. Leo Campos Aldunez‏ @aldunez 25 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOL! Brilliant – just what I needed at the moment – gracias :) LCA

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      1. ParamveerSS‏ @ParamveerSS 26 Mar 2017
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        @TexArcana @adriana700777 Didn't Conway tell him it's in the microwave? How stupid of her & him because what he's opening's empty

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      1. Kit Cosper‏ @Kit_Cosper 25 Mar 2017
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        Obviously photoshopped - his hands aren't that large.

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      1. #ShePersisted‏ @michelea2204 25 Mar 2017
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        @StephenGlahn ....while wearing tin foil hats....😂

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      2. Kerri King‏ @RealKerriKing 25 Mar 2017
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        @CuriousCorduroy I. Fucking. Can't. 😂😂😂

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