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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Mar 2017

    Audubon Society Revokes Black-Capped Chickadee’s Membership After Species Fails To Pay Dues http://trib.al/GVYxUrK pic.twitter.com/PxlKzXNAwW

    7:58 AM - 24 Mar 2017
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    • Joe Tamborello first class numpty Up Above Aliens CatTalesTag Doug Black Boo-nior 👻 🌊🌊🌊Invincible Tardigrade🌊🌊🌊 Andyc Tish Wells Ben deButts
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      1. Scott Mittelsteadt‏ @SdmBadger 24 Mar 2017
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        ...wouldn't happen if the Bird was white-capped!!

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      1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 24 Mar 2017
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        - Black Caps Matter

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      1. RJ63🕇 🇺🇸‏ @RJMJr1963 24 Mar 2017
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        My favorite bird I feed...but it has got to come clean about the Carolina Chickadee.

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      1. Proff Field Course‏ @ProffField 25 Mar 2017
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        @WhySharksMatter #whatatit

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      1. David W. Hefner‏ @davidwhefnerdo 25 Mar 2017
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        damn chickadees

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      1. Shannon  ❤️ Pixels‏ @shanathalas 24 Mar 2017
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        @wulfansur I guess it's delinq-chick

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      1. papa‏ @littlehoople 24 Mar 2017
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        hey black chickadees matter

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 24 Mar 2017
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        Should have sent her a tweet.

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      1. Jonathan Beatrice‏ @hardlytweets 24 Mar 2017
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        The dues center keeps calling her. They're real budget hawks.

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      1. Jonathan Beatrice‏ @hardlytweets 24 Mar 2017
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        I know a mallard hen who's been ducking her collection calls

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      1. Tricia Norling‏ @Tricia_Norling 24 Mar 2017
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        🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Jonathan Beatrice‏ @hardlytweets 24 Mar 2017
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        More like Black-Capped DEADBEAT

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