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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Mar 2017

    Islam: Myth Vs. Fact http://trib.al/wRXC3Dl pic.twitter.com/qKpdWvNdjh

    11:09 AM - 23 Mar 2017
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    • 🎃 PLAGUE DOG-TOR 𓃥☠️ Metro McGurk Kerusi Fiksyen Monster Energy™️ Papí sock-o Hoye Jak Ja Hower Ellery Woke devil bison (play on my name not a sf thing) Sanat Kumar
    18 replies 82 retweets 154 likes
      1. Dellenite‏ @dellenite1313 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        fact: latest London attacker was a free mason and worst of all , Hawaiian.

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      1.  🌲 🌲Schmeh Wiggly 🌲 🌲‏ @Schmeehh 23 Mar 2017
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        If they made real jokes about Islam, they'd need to hire security teams.

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      1. KT‏ @MagicKateBall__ 23 Mar 2017
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        @JordanDHoffman read this one lmaooooo

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      1. Paul T. Juno‏ @pauljuno 23 Mar 2017
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        Funny as always!

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      1. Jered Blakely‏ @jeredb09 23 Mar 2017
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        Always such great timing from liberal media outlets.

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      1. Mad Hatter‏ @Shirley_I_Jest 23 Mar 2017
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        Fact: I do NOT want to be bowing behind the guy who farts.

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      1. james lalremruata‏ @matok_james 24 Mar 2017
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        the prophet can suck my dick

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      1. Jeremy Millsap‏ @jeru0455 23 Mar 2017
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        Mature and respectful while still humorous, well done.

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      1. Tom Pitsis‏ @TomPitsis 23 Mar 2017
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        Someone humorless has been let lose Catch him/her B4 they contaminate the joint. Leave this stuff for the humorless. Unworthy.

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      1. Trent Sickle‏ @Trentsickle 23 Mar 2017
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        This doesn't even have jokes in it. Just an unfunny apologetic for Islam disguised as a 'funny' article. Where are the jokes?

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      1. R Romeo Nigro‏ @dddare 23 Mar 2017
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        Islam is a myth that is a fact

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      1. kevin w‏ @blagk19 23 Mar 2017
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        knows what happens when you criticize islam #charliehebdo

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      1. S12‏ @Sam274378651 23 Mar 2017
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        The object here is to see how far up the other guys ass you can get

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      1. Salah Eddine Ghamri‏ @Salah_Eddine_Gh 23 Mar 2017
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        not funny at all, actually this article is somehow stupid.

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