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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Mar 2017

    Report: Anxiety Disorders Induced By Trump Presidency Not Covered Under GOP Health Bill http://trib.al/h18BIpr pic.twitter.com/REn4Nz075i

    7:47 AM - 23 Mar 2017
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      1. New conversation
      2. Phoenix‏ @Van_in_DALLAS 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Awwwww little Snowflakes & Cupcakes. Quick! To the Safe Space!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jenna Montana‏ @TheJennars 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Van_in_DALLAS @TheOnion

        Q: Do repubs have ANY comedians? It must suck to live in a humorless world.No republican John Olivers or Mahers? 🤔😕😉

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Phoenix‏ @Van_in_DALLAS 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheJennars @TheOnion

        Big difference between comedy and incessant attacks by libtards

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Jenna Montana‏ @TheJennars 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Van_in_DALLAS

        you're commenting on...The Onion. #thinskin

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. Xenu-Chan, Kekistani‏ @Xenoerates 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you sure this is fake?

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      2.  💃Roxanne‏ @Roxanne060979 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Because it's complete and utter BS, insurance doesn't cover made up ailments, sorry snow flakes... @Radiocop

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Mike_D‏ @MikeDBigworm 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Roxanne060979 @TheOnion

        is this your first time reading The Onion?

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Tuesday‏ @TuesdayGrey 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        but but but...usually your articles are spoof, are you moving into real #fakenews? SAD!

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Arbitrarily Long User Name For Science‏ @edogyip 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TuesdayGrey @TheOnion

        this article gave me anxiety

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. ethan morgan‏ @WHAT_DO_I_PUT_ 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If only the GOP could cover the expenses of stress eating.. @barnes_eng #barnes_currentevent2016 #poe #wk11

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so take 2 of these 🍸and call you in the morning?

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      2. Jenna Montana‏ @TheJennars 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What about lobotomies? Are they covered when trump voters get to that phase in the brainwashing?

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      2.  👀 ⛵ 🛩THE Queen of the South Is Mimi ✊🏾‏ @GracieForEvsB 24 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well thank God I live in Canada. Your Pres is on my last nerve just watching this fiasco. Impeach and be well America. 🍁

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Judy  🇨🇦‏ @JudyRya18026210 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @GracieForEvsB @TheOnion

        You mean impeach our PMJT?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  👀 ⛵ 🛩THE Queen of the South Is Mimi ✊🏾‏ @GracieForEvsB 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JudyRya18026210 @TheOnion

        Haha!🍁

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      5. Judy  🇨🇦‏ @JudyRya18026210 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @GracieForEvsB @TheOnion

        Like your maple leaf!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6.  👀 ⛵ 🛩THE Queen of the South Is Mimi ✊🏾‏ @GracieForEvsB 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @JudyRya18026210 @TheOnion

        I thought it would help express that I'm just a spectator in this super bowl of American foreign policy a keen part of my studies.🍁

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