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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Mar 2017

    48-Year-Old Man Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds http://trib.al/p5Nhle9 pic.twitter.com/ztngC5IjCC

    7:07 PM - 22 Mar 2017
    • 214 Retweets
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    • Kelsey Baughman spookyburps 💀Morgana💀 The Beefreef @ spooky month Scraps Gabrielle Bachman பெமில/ഫെമിലാ/Femila Drew Maddie
    31 replies 214 retweets 1,046 likes
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      2. Kimberly Mara Causey‏ @CauseyMara 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a 48 yr old woman very open to dating 25 yr old men!😜

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. littlelia71‏ @littlelia71 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @CauseyMara @TheOnion

        I'm a 46 yr old woman, that if a 25 yr old guy saw me naked, he would run screaming.. "My eyes, my eyes..they burn"

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Kimberly Mara Causey‏ @CauseyMara 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @littlelia71 @TheOnion

        I can dig it! but tell you the truth .. I'm n pretty good shape,healthy& self sufficient & single

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. RoninDave‏ @ronindave 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        why do people respond to this as though it were real? Where's a planet-killing comet when you need one?

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      1. Ch-ch-chuck Booo-delaire  👻‏ @DrunkBaudelaire 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a 48 year old woman. Good luck with that Millennial shit.

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      2. Melissa Daniels‏ @MissyD_MKE 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No way is that man 48. This should read 55-Year-Old Man Who Says He Is 48-Years-Old Actually Very Open To Dating 25-Year-Olds

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. Kate‏ @kate_unltd 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @merimaXIII @TheOnion

        wow

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      1. Lauren‏ @laurenh8tsyou 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LOLOL "even if the young woman were Asian."

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      1. Eric Gunn - Officially‏ @craftbeerorbust 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @woodyandwilcox send the single Olsen twin to this guy

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      1. Jake Wolford‏ @jakegwolford 22 Mar 2017
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        So, me in 22 years? Hahaha

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      1. KLA‏ @KaylaaBredbergg 22 Mar 2017
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        @AlexOlson1

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      1. Gavin Durham‏ @bgdurham95 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        good news for @stoolpresidente cc @BarstoolBigCat @KFCBarstool

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      1. alexa‏ @MOvMprod 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he's easy on the eyes. That's for sure

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      2. littlelia71‏ @littlelia71 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why wouldn't he... They are obviously way hotter than us 40 something's....and probably less clingy..and more stable....and...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  🎃Bill Fenbers 🎃‏ @Bill_Fenbers 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So he won't be in bed by 11pm while his 25-year old girlfrend is at the club until 4am?

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      1.  🎃Bill Fenbers 🎃‏ @Bill_Fenbers 23 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well a 58-year old man got to date 30-year old Mary-Kate Olsen. So this 48-year old has a chance.

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