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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Mar 2017

    Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://trib.al/Ek3JhSN pic.twitter.com/RbZUDcprtx

    8:05 PM - 21 Mar 2017
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    • B. Levon Jody Williams Christian 🔥 HERR SHITLORD 🔥 block me John Marston stan account Bunny Vote on Nov. 6 Pierce 🐬🌊🐬🌊🐬 CIG SOMMELIER (BLACK 👽)BTFD Raize
    22 replies 177 retweets 868 likes
      1. Tevbo ☀️Sonnenbrandt‏ @spleendistanbuI 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Masturbating on an image that was partially downloaded 😢😢😢😢 @yakkuli

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      1. Dave Tremblay‏ @DaveT1075 21 Mar 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/GuRLgZfhDL

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      1. This Guy‏ @knightonpi 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ah, the good ol' days. Things were more like they used to be back then.

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      1. blagueur‏ @blagueur 21 Mar 2017
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        Jackie Treehorn changed all that.

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      1.  🍁Dragula 🍁‏ @Justinb1972 21 Mar 2017
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        Those were the days...

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      2. MLD‏ @trovermarie 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is funny but no one at twitter warned you! I called Ted Cruz a horse's behind and got a 12 hour reduction in privilege.

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      3. Be Rickest‏ @rneedham8888 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @trovermarie @TheOnion

        I also was given a 12 hour time out for referring to President Mini-Mitts pejoratively.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Andrew Ferland‏ @wwyeezyd 22 Mar 2017
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        @imschmags

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      1. My Info Buddy C.‏ @MyInfoBuddyC1 22 Mar 2017
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        well at least his memory is good, just hope his rooster can still crow!

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      1. Richard White‏ @Oldschol69 21 Mar 2017
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        There was a time playboy was very popular.

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      1.  🤠‏ @Chrysamere_ 21 Mar 2017
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        True American Heroes

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      1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 21 Mar 2017
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        - and the glass was not Gorilla

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      1. tOnY‏ @Gags714 21 Mar 2017
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        the stock images you guys use sometimes kill me😂

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      1. Christene‏ @PertNearHarriet 21 Mar 2017
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        haha

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      1. JACOB SCHENCK‏ @jakeschenck 21 Mar 2017
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        @StevenRye9

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      2. California Kid‏ @George90731 21 Mar 2017
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        The good ol' days of snagging an old Playboy mag from dad's stash in the closet.

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