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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Mar 2017

    Editorial Cartoon: "Johnnie B. Dead" http://trib.al/LFbgkfA pic.twitter.com/Y26NkqCvwU

    9:32 AM - 21 Mar 2017
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    • Lady Wolfram Maims Aahhhhhhhh!(ttridge) I.M Becker rudibega Javar Green gogojoe eeonbeeon abbyween Rich
    12 replies 36 retweets 119 likes
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      2. Nick The Spooky‏ @NickTheNewbie 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not even sure I get the joke... Is this an nsa surveillance joke, a bathroom-gender-checker joke, or... something else?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. David Thomas‏ @nevereverDave 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @notrevenant @NickTheNewbie @TheOnion

        Thank you for the clarification, I wasn't sure either 👍

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Richard Lindsay‏ @richXXIII 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't believe @KartoonistKelly actually 'went' there.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Kelly‏ @KartoonistKelly 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @richXXIII

        No topic is off limits in the Kellysphere, including "My Ding-A-Ling," as Mr. Berry would say. My best, Kelly

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Luca Shoal, PSvuLpine‏ @lucashoal 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . @TheOnion @KartoonistKelly I think this one may be a bit to risqué Mr. Kelly. That or you used it to early. Kinda like Crying Liberty.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Kelly‏ @KartoonistKelly 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @lucashoal

        Roll over, Beethoven! I pride myself on being "ahead of the curve" as young people like to say. My best, Kelly

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Luca Shoal, PSvuLpine‏ @lucashoal 29 Mar 2017
        Replying to @KartoonistKelly

        what'd that no talent punk with an axe to grind @wardsutton have to say about it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Ward Sutton‏ @WardSutton 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @lucashoal @KartoonistKelly

        I can only defer to the expertise of Mr. Kelly, who has contractually obligated me to refrain from making any public critique of his work.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Luca Shoal, PSvuLpine‏ @lucashoal 31 Mar 2017
        Replying to @WardSutton @KartoonistKelly

        riight, right. I totally understand.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Alexander McKinlay, QBE‏ @Ajohms1956 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Coming soon: Chuck Buried.

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      2. Jeremy Chesser‏ @JeremyChesser3 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        editorial cartoons that have to label everything are shitty editorials

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      1. Peter Huestis‏ @RealSparklePony 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @WardSutton

        After he died, I was, like, "Well, I"M not going to be the one to bring up that Spy Magazine article."

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      1. Mark‏ @mbubb1213 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yikes...too soon?

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      1. david mollard‏ @dwmollard 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        thought I was the only one who remembered

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      1. glawgBOO 🇨🇦  👻‏ @Glawg 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh dear

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      1. Zombie Michael, unlike Jack, despises Nazis‏ @thepmann 21 Mar 2017
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        damn

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