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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Mar 2017

    Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull http://trib.al/o8H2XRv pic.twitter.com/lf6ZlNMQfR

    12:23 PM - 20 Mar 2017
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    519 replies 17,308 retweets 32,925 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Several White House aides managed to wrestle a drill from @realDonaldTrump's hand Monday. http://trib.al/Pv2jLV6 pic.twitter.com/Qft3DGsbKI

        11 replies 276 retweets 877 likes
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      2. Kevin Myrick‏ @KevinCotyMyrick 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @keeganjoyce

        the onion continues to lose readers/viewers because of useless bs wanna be news :/

        19 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
      3. Keegan Joyce‏Verified account @keeganjoyce 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @KevinCotyMyrick

        you know the onion is satire right?

        6 replies 4 retweets 160 likes
      4. Angelina‏ @AJeanRuggiero 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @keeganjoyce

        . @keeganjoyce @KevinCotyMyrick OMG,It's a joke!Did we encounter a Trump voter? OK,move away slowly & don't tweet at them directly, run!😆

        3 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      5. Keegan Joyce‏Verified account @keeganjoyce 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @AJeanRuggiero

        Nah. I think that they know it's a joke. I think!

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. stack 🇺🇸‏ @Stackular 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm a Trump supporter but this is hilarious, haven't laughed this hard in weeks

        5 replies 3 retweets 73 likes
      3. Walt fraser‏ @FraserWalt 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Stackular @JsTk_ @TheOnion

        What is most hilarious is you support Trump.

        2 replies 0 retweets 68 likes
      4. stack 🇺🇸‏ @Stackular 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @FraserWalt @TheOnion

        what is hilarious is how you can't resist yourself from making everything political and ruining everything

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      5. Dennis Weyland‏ @dennisweyland 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Stackular @JsTk_ and

        actually the whole thing was already political from the very beginning. makes me wonder why you laughed so hard

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. stack 🇺🇸‏ @Stackular 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @dennisweyland @FraserWalt

        because most republicans and conservatives don't get offended by everything and actually have a sense of humor

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      7. Dennis Weyland‏ @dennisweyland 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Stackular @JsTk_ @FraserWalt

        I fully agree with you. Everything makes much more sense if you just see it as a big joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. stack 🇺🇸‏ @Stackular 22 Mar 2017
        Replying to @dennisweyland @FraserWalt

        no, we can just take a joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. Peter Serafinowicz‏Verified account @serafinowicz 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you're still the best.

        3 replies 4 retweets 219 likes
      3. John‏ @TwoJClash 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @serafinowicz @TheOnion

        what a shame this is fake news. SAD

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jake Field-Gibson‏ @jakefromyork 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TwoJClash @serafinowicz @TheOnion

        it's still closer to reality than @BreitbartNews

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Deb‏ @SnarkeyFeminist 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        just do a lobotomy - it'll be an improvement.

        1 reply 1 retweet 80 likes
      3. johnny moonlight‏ @pjohnmoonlight 20 Mar 2017
        Replying to @SnarkeyFeminist

        pic.twitter.com/dsv9ge7OZl

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