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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2017

    Lofty Ambitions To Shovel Entire Width Of Driveway Scaled Back To Only Shoveling Thin Path For Car http://trib.al/K9aNYrM pic.twitter.com/L3xFvpC1iq

    6:39 PM - 18 Mar 2017
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      1. OBKG ™️‏ @bklyn_g 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Story of my life in one vignette

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      2. TClarityLane‏ @TClarityLane 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is this a metaphor for Trump's presidency? Hmmm? Because I would go with a simple footpath. With ice on it.

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      3. Derek and the Dominoes‏ @bigmanpigman1 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TClarityLane @TheOnion

        This is very funny 😂

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      4. TClarityLane‏ @TClarityLane 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @bigmanpigman1 @TheOnion

        -blush-

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      1. Julie sutton‏ @Juliept91 18 Mar 2017
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        Better to do just two shovel wide paths for the wheels!

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      1. Xavier‏ @RoninRunnerX 18 Mar 2017
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        For just one of the cars it looks like. The wife can shovel a path for her own car.

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      1. DSUL0313‏ @deb19590313 20 Mar 2017
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        2 car garage; Everyone For Themselves

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      1. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen 19 Mar 2017
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        That is lofty. I just shovel out the mound the slow plow deposits at the entrance and drive over the rest.

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 18 Mar 2017
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        c'mon, tough it out. Think of the icy footprints for the next month if you don't.

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      1. Maria B‏ @MariaIslandlady 18 Mar 2017
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        jobs are scaling back also..

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      1. Cathy Lauperi‏ @clauper1234 18 Mar 2017
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        Been there done that

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      1. Egao No Genki‏ @Egaonogenki 18 Mar 2017
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        next time, pay a neighborhood kid to shovel for you.

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      1. Harry Balltexture‏ @Balltexture 18 Mar 2017
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        looks like my driveway

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      1. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 18 Mar 2017
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        same

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      1. wherenthehellyoubeen‏ @RaymondLoretto 18 Mar 2017
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        Me,too.

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      1. deadgod‏ @equiprimordial 18 Mar 2017
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        Ha ha, but no, sides shoveled to get in & out in driveway (rather than in garage).

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      1. Jay Stoltenburg‏ @sixshooter67 18 Mar 2017
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        Pussy......must be from the East Coast!!! LOL

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      1. Mark N (off-duty) Pro- ♿ ☮ 🌈 ⚛ 🕌 ✡‏ @RealMarcN 18 Mar 2017
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        Plus, driving over snow will probably flatten the rest, says local man.

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      1. dragoninbabylon‏ @dragoninbabylon 18 Mar 2017
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        True love woud move them to Hawaii

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