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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2017

    Excited White House Staffer Sends Parents ‘New York Times’ Article Quoting Her As Anonymous Source http://trib.al/OEI1eJ2 pic.twitter.com/gJPwuhSxjE

    1:57 PM - 18 Mar 2017
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      1. Auntie Katharine‏ @AuntieKatharine 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hahahaha I actually thought that was real for a sec! I could see that actually happening!

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      2. darren‏ @darrenelwood 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ditzkoff

        Failing Onion reporting FAkE news. Sad!

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      1. Amy McQuin‏ @Finding_42 19 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Donald Trump and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Presidency: A Memoir" Someone please write this.

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      1. grey-sister‏ @grey_sister 19 Mar 2017
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        @whpresscorps so not only does #DontheCon luv his uneducated steeple, he hires them too!

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      1. Flaming Sword of Truth™‏ @TarotofDeath 19 Mar 2017
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        @whpresscorps Why oh why would WH "Press" Corps retweet the Onion? Don't they know it's satire? 45th Admin staff sux. #clueless 💣

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      2. Crayon  🌪️‏ @TheReal_Crayon 19 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @whpresscorps

        What's the difference between The Onion and CNN?

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      3. Crayon  🌪️‏ @TheReal_Crayon 19 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheReal_Crayon @TheOnion @whpresscorps

        They Onion says We're Fake News! And it's funny. CNN says We're Not Fake news. it's not funny.

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      1. DAlliFLA‏ @DAlliFLA 18 Mar 2017
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        @ditzkoff @TheOnion @ditzkoff Send it off to Donald, the Paranoid (who should be!).

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