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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Mar 2017

    GOP Recommends Americans Set Aside Income From One Of Their Jobs To Pay For Healthcare Under New Bill http://trib.al/B9JQdYF pic.twitter.com/N1vca0p3Mp

    12:23 PM - 18 Mar 2017
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      2. Get A Freaking Clue‏ @GetAClueGuy 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Democrats recommend the middle class pay double for healthcare to supplement the sick and poor and elderly.

        7 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Football Meatlong‏ @MichaelJSuich 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GetAClueGuy @TheOnion

        you mean... how insurance works?

        3 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. Get A Freaking Clue‏ @GetAClueGuy 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @MichaelJSuich @TheOnion

        Suddenly doubling the costs of people's insurance is how insurance works? LoL guessing it didnt happen to you

        6 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Diana  💋‏ @diana_rose_tx 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @GetAClueGuy @MichaelJSuich @TheOnion

        not to mention...take it up with the insurance companies...they raised the rates...not the gov.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. (((Tom G)))‏ @glavenq 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice try, Onion. Love ya. But this is news, not satire. Welcome to the MSM!!!

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      1. jackie‏ @GeminijlwWilson 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ins CEO's got big break, people get to save enough for a couple doctor visits, if need tests, forget it. #OurRevolution #resist

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      2. Chip‏ @stillchip 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let them eat cake.

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      1. Tony Anderson‏ @tonyander 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank god, because under the current system I have to set aside money fromall three of my jobs!

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      2. Elle E‏ @elleemmenno 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @mrsmanlapas @amymanlapas @TheOnion

        They want to give tax credits to people to reimburse medical costs. They'll be homeless by then. So, thanks?

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      4. Elle E‏ @elleemmenno 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @mrsmanlapas @amymanlapas @TheOnion

        I can't do that at present, but I'm considering a dnr once my kids are older and established in their lives.

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      6. Elle E‏ @elleemmenno 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @mrsmanlapas @amymanlapas @TheOnion

        it shouldn't need to be a thought, much less be in your will. We live in hard times, which is ridiculous for 2017.

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      2. Aubrey Bear‏ @NotReallyABear2 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        did ya'all mock Obama's crap bill like this? I can't remember.

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      2. chuck‏ @trumpstopper 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Take away the healthcare of these politicians 2 save money. Let them pay out of their own pockets & see how they respond.

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      1. Academic Patriot  ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️‏ @Bama_newsjunkie 18 Mar 2017
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        Healthcare is not free. It's time able-bodied adult Americans begin to understand the free rides are over. @TheOnion @GOP @realDonaldTrump

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