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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Mar 2017

    Study Finds Mass Extinction Could Free Up Billions Of Dollars In Conservation Funding By 2024 http://trib.al/Alo7WMi pic.twitter.com/OB8Ib8iJpl

    6:45 AM - 17 Mar 2017
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      1. Up Above Aliens‏ @up_above_aliens 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This shit is getting too real, too fast.

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      1. Yonassan Gershom - Compassionate Autistic Genius‏ @rooster613 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Get ready for the Trump tweet: "Onion failing bigly. Not funny anymore. Very sad." He'd be right its fake news, tho. Hahaha!

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      1. SecretAgent X-9 VOTE Nov. 6th‏ @fenderteles 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately, I believe that @realDonaldTrump and certain @GOP lawmakers would back mass extinction 2 give tax breaks 2 rich pals

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      2. Chase Rich‏ @C_Rich006 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ehunt2020 LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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      3. Ethan Hunt‏ @ehunt2020 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @C_Rich006 @TheOnion

        read the article. Quite humorous as well

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      1. Elizabeth Silkotch‏ @ESilkotch 23 Apr 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @tonyleech

        When you think an article's headline is just awful until you see it's by @TheOnion and then you just laugh XD

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      1. BLÅSPH€MŸ™‏ @mehorshiboo 17 Mar 2017
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        Let's hope the dominant species is first to go.

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      1. Richard Robinson‏ @elflord71 18 Mar 2017
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        @redRomina I'm sure it could.

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      1. Stephen S.‏ @mentallyunsable 17 Mar 2017
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        @Torpo the mass extinction event has already started

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pretty rich coming from the pro-abortion left. BTW, ever looked into bird casualties from wind turbines? Compassionate.

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      1. Tom Perry‏ @tom_lowell_born 17 Mar 2017
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        You stole this from Trump didn't you. Please properly give Trump credit for this ignored budget feature

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      1. AlexanderPapaioannou‏ @papaioannoulex 17 Mar 2017
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        Well, that's not wrong....

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      1. Childish Gabinø‏ @laroccamaraca 17 Mar 2017
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        @Biagio_Caruso 80%

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      1. Resiprocity‏ @Resiprocity1 17 Mar 2017
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        - If they could get away with it...

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      1. Adam Effinger‏ @AdamEffinger 17 Mar 2017
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        that's it! If I want my kid to have a good earth, I just need to kill everyone?

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      1. Mad Hatter‏ @Shirley_I_Jest 17 Mar 2017
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        Droll, very droll!

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