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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Mar 2017

    Trump Says Wasteful NEA Hasn’t Produced Single Valuable Work Since Claes Oldenburg’s ‘Giant Three-Way Plug’ http://trib.al/ycUqSYT pic.twitter.com/VuwPyp5zOP

    12:17 PM - 16 Mar 2017
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    • charlie lidija is in boston!!! Vote November 6th dan efram ❌#WalkAway🌞🚂💨🇺🇸❌ Lev Novak Robbie Johnson Alex Hamilton PolitikaPlus
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      1. The Angry Liberal‏ @angryandliberal 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think "A Giant Three-Way Plug" is the title of the Trump video that Putin has in his safe.

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      1. Matt Rickett‏ @MrsKenBurns 16 Mar 2017
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        .@TheOnion this is just indicative of Trump’s poor taste. Piss Christ was NEA and 20 years later

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      1. Angela Kaker‏ @a_kaker 16 Mar 2017
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        Really news is now more absurd than parody news. Sad.

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      1. Sports Plus‏ @PrepSportsPlus 17 Mar 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/bfJtzarH0M

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      1. Catherine gach‏ @GachCatherine 16 Mar 2017
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        If Only he was sentient enough to realize what that sentence meant...😂😂Sad!!!

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      1. Father Joe Btsflk‏ @jbtsflk 16 Mar 2017
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        if art is 't gold plated, Trump won't like it.

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      1. john easton‏ @jetsrut 16 Mar 2017
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        @julianahatfield and he obviously is reading from a teleprompter as he's saying this

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        @KeyNanLessLee

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      1. Evkb‏ @you_r_here 16 Mar 2017
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        lol

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      1. BaltimoreOriole‏ @zagpiopi 16 Mar 2017
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        .@TheOnion Do ppl understand Klaus Oldenburg's art? It has to do with perspective and self-examination and .... I'm sure Trump is clueless 😱

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      1. Cecile Grace Charles‏ @Thumthin_Else 16 Mar 2017
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        Did you know if you cut an onion and refrigerate the halves, both halves will become equally poisonous to humans?

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