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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Mar 2017

    Federal Judge Pencils Blocking Trump’s Unconstitutional Executive Orders Into Monthly Schedule http://trib.al/Fl9vXHi pic.twitter.com/cwoYj6joDQ

    11:48 AM - 16 Mar 2017
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    13 replies 690 retweets 1,629 likes
      1. Spazzy‏ @SpazzyChat 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        look at the people trying to argue with satire. I love this.

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      2. American Jeff‏ @14awakening 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        it's totally constitutional, that part is a lie. law is written pretty clearly. these guys are trying to legislate from the bench

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Andrew Pedersen‏ @ajp70 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @14awakening @TheOnion

        As the third arm of the government, that's part of their job. Did you never take a civics course?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. American Jeff‏ @14awakening 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ajp70 @TheOnion

        thier job is to interpret the law not write law. And when the law is clear how can you stray so far. That's writing laws

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kirby Fleitz‏ @k_fleitz 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @14awakening @ajp70 @TheOnion

        They're still not writing laws, just reviewing the constitutionality of a law.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. sunshinesp411‏ @sunshinessp411 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @k_fleitz @14awakening and

        they can strike down laws, fwiw, as well as interpret & enforce. i'ts kind of why they are there

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. American Jeff‏ @14awakening 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @sunshinessp411 @k_fleitz and

        it's like a judge suddenly saying there can be no more borders and we must provide ships 4 people

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      8. Andrew Pedersen‏ @ajp70 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @14awakening @sunshinessp411 and

        No, it's not.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Nonrakzallspark‏ @infiniteallsprk 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah

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      1. Genevieve Signoret‏ @gsignoret 17 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TimDuy :)

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      1. Cynthia Lopez‏ @cindybryce61 16 Mar 2017
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        Lol!!!!!!!😂😂😂

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      1. Tim  🇺🇸*  🌊 🌊. Ω‏ @VlanTrunk 16 Mar 2017
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        Thano You Judge James Robart.

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      1. JoJo  ⚡‏ @JD2k19 16 Mar 2017
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        "unconstitutional" even satire can get it wrong i see

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      1. Thomas Johnson‏ @ThomasAltonJ 16 Mar 2017
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        Not too far from the truth!

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      1. Not My President‏ @notmiprez 16 Mar 2017
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        sometimes it is so hard to tell the real news from the fake news at the onion! @realDonaldTrump @FIRE_THE_FOOL

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      1. Mark‏ @disorderly1 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Judge needs to pencil in some time to re-attend law school. He seems to lack a clear understanding of the law.

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      1. ROBERT NAHRWOLD ⚕ ⚕‏ @lance3571 16 Mar 2017
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        only one sitting president has done this and that was Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War

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      1. ROBERT NAHRWOLD ⚕ ⚕‏ @lance3571 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this president has a duty to uphold to protect this country I am all for instituting martial law no judge no ACLU can do anything

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