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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Mar 2017

    ‘Matrix’ Reboot In The Works http://trib.al/A5iTMQl  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/PXzQstw21U

    4:09 PM - 15 Mar 2017
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      1. Helder Nascimento‏ @hnascim 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        noooooooooo! #leavethematrixalone

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      1. Jake Au‏ @jacobgold_15 15 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BrandonChoghri

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      1. Richard Robinson‏ @elflord71 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @redRomina Every movie needs a reboot every 5 to 10 years. Rehash origins. Remind people of tragic past. Parents shot and so on.

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      1. Randall Kelnhofer‏ @dakellymon 17 Mar 2017
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        I can hardly wait to see the first one.

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      1. Jinx Waltz‏ @MysterMyke 16 Mar 2017
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        Why?

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      1. Christopher‏ @Critofur 16 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GreatDismal

        Oh, they really ARE talking about a "Matrix Reboot". Somebody in the loop PLEASE contact me re this.

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      1. Christopher‏ @Critofur 16 Mar 2017
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        Why don't they contact me for more of the original story?

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      1. Macula‏ @The_Macula 16 Mar 2017
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        @GreatDismal sir, this retweeted by you is just SHADE!

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 15 Mar 2017
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        I guess they figure we need a new generation of high school shooters. Columbine boys' favorite movie.

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      1. Danny R. Pope‏ @bulldogdanny102 15 Mar 2017
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        I'll take the green pill.

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      1. Jim Bixby  🇺🇸‏ @jrbixby 15 Mar 2017
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        Ill be sure to miss it. @TheOnion

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      1.  👻 several people are typing...  👻‏ @nicknac_nic 15 Mar 2017
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        if the movies were as good as the Merovingian's cake nobody would complain 💦🎂😂

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      1. R E T R O E T H A N 6 4‏ @DiabeticToyota 15 Mar 2017
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        I don't miss the 90s sunglasses and leather jacket craze at all

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      1. R E T R O E T H A N 6 4‏ @DiabeticToyota 15 Mar 2017
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        I didn't even like the first one lol

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      1. Nate Bowers‏ @nbowers03 15 Mar 2017
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        you have it all wrong. It is the Toyota Matrix... not the car

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