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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Mar 2017

    Mitch McConnell Sees Infinite Healthcare Plans After Dropping Acid To Inspire Ideas For Obamacare Replacement http://trib.al/ukb81kY pic.twitter.com/CPOy7ly49F

    12:03 PM - 15 Mar 2017
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      1. J Wood‏ @mxyzplx 15 Mar 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/z9JMcZo0On

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      1. chris s‏ @hugoobrock 15 Mar 2017
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        A flashback of the phrase "1000 points of light"...have you ever looked at your hand? I mean wow man...it's like...yeah...

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      1. John Thompson‏ @JM_BroCookie 15 Mar 2017
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        @Donutpie

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      1. Billy (PACK THE COURT) Gray  🌹 💀‏ @billymeltdown 15 Mar 2017
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        @oldkinderhook the hardest Mandelbrot

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      1. Rick‏ @slickricks 15 Mar 2017
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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Mitch McConnell Sees Infinite Healthcare Plans After Dropping Acid To Inspire Ideas For Obamacare Replacement http://trib.al/ukb81kY  pic.twitter.com/CPOy7ly49F
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        . @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/G21m7gW8cv

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      1. Pat Sommers‏ @Thruthezeeyez 15 Mar 2017
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        His name is Bitch Mcconnell.

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      1. Taner‏ @TanerCoal 15 Apr 2017
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        @KimberlyTopia Way to go! Our government hard @ work. @potus get a look @ our tax $s @ wrk.

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      1. JujIverson‏ @willihammer 15 Mar 2017
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        @ntmyprez repub on trumpcare "people need 2 have control of own healthcare" should ask them about womens right 2 safe healthcare!

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      1. Agony In Death;}‏ @breakingthecode 15 Mar 2017
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        but not the 'brown' acid, as he see nothing with them. #turtleMcConnell

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      1. Hartman Fan‏ @hartman_fan 15 Mar 2017
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        He tried to sell me some. Nasty stuff. Impure, the guy deals crap(ha ha). Just say no...

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      1. Clint Matkovich‏ @ClintMatkovich 15 Mar 2017
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        the human Tortoise

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        Once again, The Onion borders on likely reality.

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