exemplary journalism bringing us the stories we need to hear thank you the onion
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damn always trying to find a way to cut folks jobs
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Now if they can find a way to shorten the last 2 mins of a game which normally takes a lifetime.
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New double-wide broom to put half of janitorial team out of work. Roombas unaffected.
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