It's a Catch 22: I need to sell a kidney to pay for the GOP healthcare plan, but I need the health insurance to remove the kidney.
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@Shake1n1bake The sad part is this is something that I could easily see Paul Ryan or Jason Chaffetz saying and meaning every word.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sounds like the Onion is not satire anymore... hehe
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Stop buying those dang cellphones!
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GOP have no mothers, sisters, daughters, grandmother's or wives? Ahhhh wait. STEPFORD FAMILIES. That explains it.
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bc ppl can afford to do this.
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The jokes write themselves.
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Next up: Garage sale medicine.
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@DianeKovacs We shouldn't have to work multiple jobs You are not leading America into prosperity, you are destroying it! DO UR JOB -
Craig, it is The
@TheOnion, but it is almost to plausible to be funny.
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I did NOT know this was a joke & was wondering how long b4 I'd have to commit suicide? I'm disabled & can't work. This isn't funny
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Sorry to say...my aunt had to sell her paid-off house to afford care for my uncle, & GOPs not improving things
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GOP recommends setting aside income from 2nd job for casket.
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Nothing new. Obamacare already outrageously expensive
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Great! So now some people who already have 2 jobs need to get a third job just so they can get healthcare ..
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Is that all?
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Sooooo, Onion when did you stop being sarcastic ?????
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I thought that this was a satirical site? Not real news.
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it's funny 'cause it's true.
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