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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Mar 2017

    GOP Recommends Americans Set Aside Income From One Of Their Jobs To Pay For Healthcare Under New Bill http://trib.al/2MRzPk2 pic.twitter.com/uUtaACqdvE

    12:43 PM - 13 Mar 2017
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      1. Dave‏ @PFOButtonPusher 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's a Catch 22: I need to sell a kidney to pay for the GOP healthcare plan, but I need the health insurance to remove the kidney.

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      1. Patrick‏ @UprootedTexan99 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Shake1n1bake The sad part is this is something that I could easily see Paul Ryan or Jason Chaffetz saying and meaning every word.

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      1. Scott Rosen‏ @DaScottyMac 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like the Onion is not satire anymore... hehe

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      1. Reverend Bob‏ @Billssufferer 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Stop buying those dang cellphones!

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      1. LeeMarie‏ @ballenger1313 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GOP have no mothers, sisters, daughters, grandmother's or wives? Ahhhh wait. STEPFORD FAMILIES. That explains it.

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      1. CB‏ @silvanus39 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        bc ppl can afford to do this. 😶

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      1. Angry QE2‏ @LIC_randell 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The jokes write themselves.

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      1. Skeptic‏ @abqralph 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Next up: Garage sale medicine.

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      2. Craig M‏ @jstadad58 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DianeKovacs We shouldn't have to work multiple jobs You are not leading America into prosperity, you are destroying it! DO UR JOB

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Diane K. Kovacs‏ @DianeKovacs 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @jstadad58 @TheOnion

        Craig, it is The @TheOnion, but it is almost to plausible to be funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Tara Windwalker‏ @Tara_Windwalker 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I did NOT know this was a joke & was wondering how long b4 I'd have to commit suicide? I'm disabled & can't work. This isn't funny

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Sparklepuff  ✨ 🌫‏ @Sparklepuff2 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Tara_Windwalker @TheOnion

        Sorry to say...my aunt had to sell her paid-off house to afford care for my uncle, & GOPs not improving things

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Andrea R MD‏ @AndreaR9Md 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        GOP recommends setting aside income from 2nd job for casket.

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      1. Richard Allen‏ @wakefoot 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing new. Obamacare already outrageously expensive

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      1. LandOfFreedom!‏ @ATLOFREE 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great! So now some people who already have 2 jobs need to get a third job just so they can get healthcare ..

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that all?

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      1. Margie‏ @margiearkcity 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sooooo, Onion when did you stop being sarcastic ?????

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      1. City Softball 1972‏ @baytobreaker79 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought that this was a satirical site? Not real news.

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      1. Tyler Ranville‏ @RanvilleTyler 13 Mar 2017
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        it's funny 'cause it's true.

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