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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Mar 2017

    Bannon’s Cyst Finally Ruptures http://trib.al/yd1Bsnu pic.twitter.com/cFEY3SFIq6

    10:55 AM - 13 Mar 2017
    • 364 Retweets
    • 1,221 Likes
    • Pon_Ji Rackel pussycats, PCs, politic's, posting. poltergeists?? James Mr. Lukas Kaiser Craig Clere Jaime de Leon Robin LindaCSherrin ✝️
    27 replies 364 retweets 1,221 likes
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      2. Katarina Hit‏ @katarinahit 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @HopeRehak Maybe this is what happened to that hot tub

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Eric Zawadzki‏ @FourMoonsPress 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @katarinahit @TheOnion @HopeRehak

        Are you implying that #PresidentBannon has acid for blood like some kinda...oh, that makes a lot of sense.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. YES ON PROP 10‏ @heatheriscold 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just found a photo of Steve Bannon's balls:pic.twitter.com/ER9ZoHj5Zd

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      2. not you‏ @waywardlaser 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That might be the most revolting thing the Onion has ever posted.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3.  🎃 Curse these pumpkin ghost hands of mine.  🎃‏ @dasbub 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @waywardlaser @TheOnion

        you must be new here.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. not you‏ @waywardlaser 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @dasbub @TheOnion

        Not in the slightest, guess I just haven't been paying attention.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Michael Una‏ @michaeluna 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        holy shit you guys

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      3. Melissa Fierce‏ @melissapierce 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @michaeluna @TheOnion

        I wanted this to read "Finally Raptures"

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. #StillNotEqual‏ @SoapboxO 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Baron Harkonnen memes from Dune please.

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      1. johanna‏ @Johannag63 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bannon IS a cyst.

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      1. Mario Angeli‏ @mangeli1973 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        just one more wafer...

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ugh, dude, I'm eating!

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      1. JeanieB‏ @Jeaniebonotex 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hilarious. First time I laughed today

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      1. Traitors Will Hang!!!‏ @Aurum420 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alternate Fact: Bannon just sprays instead of says.

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      1. crasshtrassh‏ @anotherass 13 Mar 2017
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        Dim Donny must have 'pussy grabbed' the wrong mound. @realDonaldTrump @TheOnion #POTUS

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      1. Kathryn Hadley‏ @kathrynhadley3 13 Mar 2017
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        @rezaaslan Perfect!

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Presumably that just leaves an empty sack of skin for disposal.

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