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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Mar 2017

    The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 13, 2017https://twitter.com/i/moments/841318313737220096 …

    9:08 AM - 13 Mar 2017
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    • Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly shelby marci hansen Yvonne Caruthers 🔥 Truth To Power josh.com/wickersham/halloween.jpg M🎃nika Anderson Dep(LAURA)able Balaji
    27 replies 25 retweets 78 likes
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      2. Boo!tterflyGhost 👻‏ @ButterflyGhost_ 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He looks like a haunted potato.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Debbernaut‏ @Debbernaut 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ButterflyGhost_ @TheOnion

        What an awful thing to say about potatoes. They have a hard enough time as it is.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Boo!tterflyGhost 👻‏ @ButterflyGhost_ 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Debbernaut @TheOnion

        I feel bad. Would it help if I mentioned said potato had been haunted by Trumps original hair?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Debbernaut‏ @Debbernaut 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @ButterflyGhost_ @TheOnion

        Yes, that would explain the trauma.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Peg‏ @pegheldhostage 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is he not sleeping on a park bench, covered in pigeons?

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      1. Art Mondrala‏ @ArtMondrala 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        President Bannon has a mouse trapped under his right cheek. That must explain something but I'm not sure exactly what.

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      1. Suzie Anderson  🤔‏ @suziethefluzzie 13 Mar 2017
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        Does anyone know how long ago Bannon sold his soul? He looks like he's rotting from the inside..

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      1. Vote November 6th‏ @mocco9072 13 Mar 2017
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        looks like he is already on Tryancare (Trump Ryan care) .. ugh!

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      1. Cobra Commander‏ @_CobraCommander 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "This week on the Walking Dead"

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      1. Maria‏ @sittinonmyhands 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Eww 😷

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      1. Someone Else‏ @LiqerMan 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is that "Boaty Mcboatface?"

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      1. Drea‏ @semanadrea 13 Mar 2017
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        I don't like to comment on people looks, he looks like a wasted alcoholic! Madness coming out of his eyes

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      1. Harry Bellucci‏ @coachbellucci 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd like to see an MRI of this dudes liver

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      1. LAtoNYC‏ @CivilRightsAd 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Really, what is wrong with Bannon? He looks like death warmed over. What would cause that mouse shaped boil?

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      1. MarjofTheEarth‏ @MarjofTheEarth 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To #Putin, send more vodka. Signed, #PresidentBannon

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      1. MarjofTheEarth‏ @MarjofTheEarth 13 Mar 2017
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        #PresidentBannon is lookin mighty ruff , the life of a trumpy puppeteer must be tougher than #Putin warned him.

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      1. tracy sette‏ @disketti7 13 Mar 2017
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        Has he had a drink yet?

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      1. Debbernaut‏ @Debbernaut 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No one needs to see that. 😒

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      1. Gimmearealpresident‏ @Gimmearealpres1 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @realDonaldTrump looks like a heavy night of drinking. Bet some good strategy will come out of that (not)

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