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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Mar 2017

    Middle Couch Cushion Has Clearly Had Harder Life http://trib.al/QAZf0sE pic.twitter.com/In7VRHrOLP

    9:44 PM - 12 Mar 2017
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      2. Coleman Larned‏ @thesoccerswell 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ima side guy. Cushion plus armrest?! Cmon.

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      1. Bean Counter Ninja‏ @ninja_counter 12 Mar 2017
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        As the middle child I agree with this sentiment.

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      1. Chad Faust‏ @FaustChad 12 Mar 2017
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        @ChadwickFaustus

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      1. Addict In Your Attic‏ @Kremlin_Stooge 13 Mar 2017
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        Am I the only person that sits on the armrests??

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      1. Johnathan Walker‏ @JhnWkr 17 Mar 2017
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        you know that's odd. I'm a side couch sitter

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      1. Nad‏ @theminesoforme 12 Mar 2017
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        so tough

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      1. Andrey Starovoytov‏ @andreystar84 13 Mar 2017
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        It had more experience from life.

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      1. Nikki F Nelson‏ @GW37C 13 Mar 2017
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        Middle Couch Cushion Lived. Makes me sad for other two cushions. LifeFwd ~> *wink!

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      1. George Taylor‏ @gingergeorgey 13 Mar 2017
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        rotate your cushions!

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      1. philip schwartz‏ @philipschwart13 13 Mar 2017
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        LOL thanks 😊

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 13 Mar 2017
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        more like the other way around, but still funny

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      1. Leesa‏ @lshapiro30 12 Mar 2017
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        But I always got the side cushion on the sofa & in the automobile backseats 🙌 #Overachiever :-p

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      1. Leesa‏ @lshapiro30 12 Mar 2017
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        I'm a middle child yet I excelled in sports iñ my youth & as an human being ,& in business as an adult unlike siblings Who were 🚼💃

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      1. Jada‏ @JadaUppal 12 Mar 2017
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        @tiupps just like the middle child?

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      1. Archie Debunker‏ @ArcheeDebunker 12 Mar 2017
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        Must be Murrekan.

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