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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Mar 2017

    Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos http://trib.al/vc8MaJv pic.twitter.com/hTsRLKm04m

    12:16 PM - 12 Mar 2017
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      2. NoWeWon't‏ @JustmeinNV 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yngwie, all the way!

        1 reply 2 retweets 20 likes
      3. HEAVY METAL‏ @ironosiris 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @JustmeinNV @TheOnion

        Yngwie, the best guitar player of all time, hands down

        1 reply 4 retweets 14 likes
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      1. ©wordfromyrmummy  💀 👻 🎃 i*came*to*drop*bombs‏ @cbgb84 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wrong. MORE COWBELL.pic.twitter.com/qItOgmiVa9

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      1. Adam Sliger‏ @asliger 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @IAmRyanWheeler this is the onion? Where is the joke?

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      1. Jadzia Éowyn ⚧‏ @PiercedTedyBear 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MatthewTimmons

        I also dream of a day where the rock and roll saxophone solo makes a return

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      1. HEAVY METAL‏ @ironosiris 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        you want guitar solos, check out Yngwie, John 5, Tracii Guns, Bruce Kulick

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      2. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately the day of guitar solos are long gone and replaced autotune solos. An ice pick to my ear drums sounds better.

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      1. dawn‏ @DawnBastan 13 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @mrdavehill great pic. Dave show them your skills via shredding!

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      1. Zach Taul‏ @TaulZach 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was under the impression the Onion was faux news. This is gospel truth!

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      1. Ray‏ @dorseytwo 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sad_spider_

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      1. Douglas Romanow‏ @douglasromanow 12 Mar 2017
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        #Canadians want more retro 80s #synth riffs, but you already knew that.

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      1. Bryant Compton‏ @ChannelEi8ht 12 Mar 2017
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        They need to make a comeback.

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      1. AnnaB‏ @azannaphx 18 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yngwie Malmstein! What is he doing these days! A great talent!

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      1. Guitar Rabbit‏ @guitarrabbit 14 Mar 2017
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        Camaro sales up 300% Also acid wash denim.

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      1. Johnny Frederick‏ @JohnnyRox12 13 Mar 2017
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        Bring it on!!

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