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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Mar 2017

    Rodent Clearly Making Its Way Through Steve Bannon’s Body Throughout National Security Meeting http://trib.al/f4P4hlp pic.twitter.com/1pRorwKbIt

    8:19 PM - 11 Mar 2017
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    • liza Left-wing PLOW e wÆlcome to my kitchen 💀Midnight Zest Train🔨 👻 Elsphaba the Wicked Bitch of the Left 👻 trainwreck B. A Blue Robot
    77 replies 834 retweets 2,455 likes
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      2. EnigMAA‏ @EnigmaNetxx 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RdcvolanoRoger Like moldy cheeeese and cobWebs

        1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
      3. EnigMAA‏ @EnigmaNetxx 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @EnigmaNetxx @TheOnion @RdcvolanoRoger

        Does He Have TrumpCARE Yet...? He Be illin'pic.twitter.com/nhrFxr4ojV

        2 replies 10 retweets 15 likes
      4. EnigMAA‏ @EnigmaNetxx 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @EnigmaNetxx @TheOnion @RdcvolanoRoger

        MethHEADED??

        1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
      5. EnigMAA‏ @EnigmaNetxx 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @EnigmaNetxx @TheOnion @RdcvolanoRoger

        #WakeUpAmerica #MethHEADED #VisualHAIKUSpic.twitter.com/c4YqkLJ3Ky

        0 replies 3 retweets 4 likes
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      1. NastySnowflake 👊 ❄‏ @KimWill007 11 Mar 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/kUL4I6DT6E

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought it was flies that are attracted to big steaming piles of shit?

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      1. αитнσиу‏ @ant1188 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        or is bannon making his way through the rodents body?

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      2. Uyen P‏ @pneyu 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        look at his skin - now try to picture his liver 😵 #severecirrhosis

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. 𝕊ℙ𝕎𝕆ℂ𝕆‏ @spwoco 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @pneyu @TheOnion

        dude needs death

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2.  🦍‏ @basedprimate 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lmaoooo and this is the guy that believes his white bloodlines are genetically superior foh

        1 reply 2 retweets 17 likes
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      1. arezze1‏ @arezze1 11 Mar 2017
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        he looks like Vader

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      1. mizladyb‏ @Shizgoindown 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RdcvolanoRogerpic.twitter.com/eFNdCuVrkO

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      1.  🌙‏ @MadameAshlini 11 Mar 2017
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        he looks like a corpse

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      1. Greg Egan‏ @Greg_Egan29 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        very sickly looking man even w/o the rodent

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      1. cHrIs t R0ss 🇪🇺‏ @marlfox_6 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he is the rodent!

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      2. Jerusalem‏ @Jerusal53393006 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @holachola Oh My God. It's look like a mouse. Tail and all. Nasty!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Lisa Stewart ✴️‏ @holachola 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Jerusal53393006 @TheOnion

        It's terrible, but appropriate. Terribly appropriate.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Jessica Paredes‏ @MamaJess7 11 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Either he is an actual zombie rotting from the inside out, or he is just evil incarnate. 😱😵😨😝

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Cenosillicaphobia‏ @kh_nc1 12 Mar 2017
        Replying to @MamaJess7 @TheOnion

        Now, be fair! It could be both.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation

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