Too real, @TheOnion. Too real.https://twitter.com/theonion/status/840213976415899648 …
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@HootSonic Is named new Director of White House Communications.
What we will leave our children.
Blotus to tweet about wires tomorrow!
That’s a faked jumbled nest of cords. When you’ve got the real deal its unmistakable.
not dusty enough
I use these boxes a lot. Good for storage.
is that mine?
but I swear one of them is to the laptop I never use!
@JamieTomori luckily I took car of this
Stop following me around with a camera, dammit!
Be careful. They multiply. Got at least three of these nests in my basement right now. They're like cable tribbles.
Right down to the plastic box. Is my TV bugged?
this should be on Nightly News with Brian Williams
Sadly this is becoming epidemic in this country.
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