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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Mar 2017

    Possum Gazes Longingly At Family Walking Dog http://trib.al/CJN4Xkg pic.twitter.com/p1KCXDkJVK

    8:48 PM - 8 Mar 2017
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    27 replies 618 retweets 2,072 likes
      1. Avery‏ @aah4210 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        :'(

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      2. Brandawn of the dead Kirkman‏ @KirkmanBrandon 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The most @Glopossum onion ever

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      3.  💀 🕯GLOP 🕯 💀‏ @Glopossum 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @KirkmanBrandon @TheOnion

        This floored me and took away all my strength, I need the week off

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      4. Brandawn of the dead Kirkman‏ @KirkmanBrandon 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Glopossum @TheOnion

        You might be turning into a possum lich

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Hillary Dale‏ @hillary_dale 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @JMamlin22 @TheOnion

        possums deserve love too!!!

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      2. Pool Drake‏ @Vstarsayssimon 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @okeeeeffe

        Hella cute puppy

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      3. Pool Drake‏ @Vstarsayssimon 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Vstarsayssimon @TheOnion @okeeeeffe

        Needs socks or glovespic.twitter.com/I4FGdIz49t

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      2. Rosemary  🌿 🕸 ☠️‏ @starfirepilgrim 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @possumplows omg

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      3. P  🎃 S S U M  🦇‏ @possumplows 9 Mar 2017
        Replying to @starfirepilgrim @TheOnion

        me as hell

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      1. Fraulein Steve‏ @FrauleinSteve 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        they get a bad rap, as opposed to the dirty vicious rabies-carrying raccoons, that everyone seems to think is adorable.

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      1. Evan Broad‏ @evanbroad 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bbroad25 POSSUM!!!

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      1. Carlos‏ @Burropaleta 9 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @anti_developmnt

        @hellagaypossum stop looking at furry art! 😡

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      1. silvia‏ @silviaroseh 8 Mar 2017
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        @Madison_Mae3

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      1. gamurrs rise up‏ @gnarlyanimal 8 Mar 2017
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        we possums are so misunderstood, like you have no idea

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      2. Andy Tigani‏ @CleverYoungPup 8 Mar 2017
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        @AuthorableRoy

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      3. Roy E. Singleton Jr.‏ @WeywardWriter 21 Mar 2017
        Replying to @CleverYoungPup @TheOnion

        I knew it was a bad decision to share my weakness. Once I learn your fear I too will exploit it.

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      2. Original312‏ @RHeightsFinest 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hbryant42 If it's day time...not good. That possum has rabies if it's out in sunshine.

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      3. ImmortalFox‏ @ImmortalFox408 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @RHeightsFinest @TheOnion

        Uhhh no it isnt EXTREMELY rare or next to impossible for possums to have rabies. Body too cold to harbor it

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