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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Mar 2017

    ‘Day Without A Woman’ Sees Thousands Leave Work http://trib.al/ijkRqLr  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/lZfJUbTPgu

    2:58 PM - 8 Mar 2017
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      1. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "unemployed". lol. Onion with the direct hit, again.

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      1. Terri Murabito‏ @TerriMurabito 8 Mar 2017
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        I notice this man is unemployed?

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      1. OREN ADLER, CPA‏ @OrenAdlerCPA 8 Mar 2017
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        FML, they did not leave my office, home. Secretary here. Female clients called. Wife, daughters, still at home. No Vac 4 this man

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      1. SMERSH Officer‏ @muh_marxism 8 Mar 2017
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        I thought you were satire :D LMAO

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      1. Jason Linhardt‏ @gospelsparky 8 Mar 2017
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        yeah, Reggie. All those oppressed women with iPhones, cars, housing...FREE SPEECH! They've really got a hard go of it.

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      1. Sabrina Byrd‏ @sabfreeman13 8 Mar 2017
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        hahahahahahaha

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      1. Reflecting Void‏ @ReflectingVoid 8 Mar 2017
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        now that they are gone, lock the doors! Boys time now!

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      1. Jonathan Whitley‏ @jfwl7891 8 Mar 2017
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        and 43% decrease in traffic accidents.

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      1. Random Spewforth‏ @RandomSpewforth 8 Mar 2017
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        A woman's place is certainly in the home 🏡 and on the bed. E'rbody knows that. @TheOnion

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      1. Nick Charles‏ @nothsarw 8 Mar 2017
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        I wonder WHY he is unemployed?

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      1. Brian Clarke‏ @BClarke88 8 Mar 2017
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        Great band tbf. Don't see why women would be unsatisfied with them...

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      1. Agrafeuse‏ @BertheZeprofit 8 Mar 2017
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        Thousands leave work. What actually happened because of it?

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