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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Mar 2017

    Pope Francis Spotted Sunbathing Nude In St. Peter’s Square http://trib.al/XRs0XMy pic.twitter.com/19Lrw7uJRE

    9:55 AM - 8 Mar 2017
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    23 replies 214 retweets 832 likes
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      2.  🎃 stephanie ⚧‏ @TheSqrtMinus1 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        FRANKIE NO

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      3. Radtendo (Barry)‏ @TendoRad 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheSqrtMinus1 @TheOnion

        OHO FRANKIE YES 😩😩😩😩😩

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      1. 𝕶𝖎𝖑𝖑 Crone No on 5/6 Yes on C/10‏ @philcrone 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        𝕶𝖎𝖑𝖑 Crone No on 5/6 Yes on C/10 Retweeted The Onion

        Wow, @TheOnion is now just cribbing stories from Young Pope plot lines smdhhttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/839534950298894345 …

        𝕶𝖎𝖑𝖑 Crone No on 5/6 Yes on C/10 added,

        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Pope Francis Spotted Sunbathing Nude In St. Peter’s Square http://trib.al/XRs0XMy  pic.twitter.com/19Lrw7uJRE
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      1. Angry Rose #GlovesOff‏ @RosemaryMscott 8 Mar 2017
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        thanks for the laugh. Much needed.

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      1. Яaymond‏ @Nizmond 8 Mar 2017
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        being nude is normal in europe tho

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      2. tmueller‏ @tmueller4 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        how do u tell Ronald McDonald at the nude beach?Sesameseed buns. How do u tell pope at nude beach? the one with the funny hat.

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      1. Mark Seth‏ @MrksethSeth 10 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂 let's see you do one with Mohammed. Oh wait you are #snowflakes and have no balls!

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      1. Tracey Kiely‏ @oldgreynurse 8 Mar 2017
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        @PhillipAdams_1 so he was able to look down upon the unemployed? Just joking he's a priest - that todge ain't unemployed.

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      1. Barb Powell‏ @Barbpwl60 8 Mar 2017
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        lol probably

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      1. JimmyWhiskers‏ @JimmyWhiskers 8 Mar 2017
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        Looks like Mike Pence without makekup.

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      1. rob cooper‏ @crcooprob 8 Mar 2017
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        Fake news..he was wearing a speedo...

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      1. JONATHON‏ @gpliafail 8 Mar 2017
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        AND giving one big salute to Valdimir Putin.

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      1. Clayton Owen‏ @owence 8 Mar 2017
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        please domt let the so-called president see this

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      1. what is it with you kids‏ @BenAustinWrites 8 Mar 2017
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        that crucifix is gonna heat up

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      1. Peter Withington‏ @WithingtonUSA 8 Mar 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pretty funny. But when will the Muslim jokes start ? When will we see you show Allah sunbathing ?

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      1. Lee Mingione‏ @lmingione 8 Mar 2017
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        if we were of another faith we would chop ur heads off for such BS

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      1. Mary Henely Magill‏ @MaryHenely 8 Mar 2017
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        Pls mention that this was in support of #InternationalWomensDay

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